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Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

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Text from Mom:

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"Hi, honey. I noticed you haven't
chimed in on the family chat."

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Text from Mom:
"Maybe we can all FaceTime?"

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Text from Mom:
"I'm just about to record a new episode."

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Hi. Welcome back.

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I'm Dr. Tess Coleman,

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and this is Rebelling with Respect.

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Today on the podcast, we are talking
about a relationship dynamic

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that is very close to my heart.

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"Grand co-parenting."

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When my daughter, Anna,
chose to become a single mom,

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it changed our family forever.

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Ryan! Cloffice. Recording.

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Sorry!

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As a grandma,
I was able to step up and help her.

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Harper!

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Harper, this is your 30-minute warning
that we're leaving for school.

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Harp?

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This is now your 20-minute warning.

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Ten minutes.
Yes, confirm the recording sessions.

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But know that I know
she can sell out more than the Greek.

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And yes, I know how many seats there are.

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Harper! I really wanna respect your space,

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but I'm curious as to why
you're not out here yet.

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You have five minutes!

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Being someone
that your loved one can lean on

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is the most important relationship
there is.

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Ryan, I'm getting so good at this!

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No.

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No, no, no!

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Oh, it didn't record!

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Moth--

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Hi, Mom. Now is not a great time.
I'm just...

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I know, but I finished my podcast early,
so I'm offering to do drop-off.

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No. It's okay.
I've got everything under control.

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Harper, you had to be up ten minutes ago!
Prepare to be triggered!

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Harper!

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Let's catch one more.

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Dude, these waves are unreal.

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I love our lives!

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Yo, are we skipping first period?

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Oh, shoot. We gotta go.

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-Harper!
-What?

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I'm literally ready.

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Barely. Barely.

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I made your favorite lunch.

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How was pickleball yesterday?
Did you beat 'em?

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We say "annihilated."

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Mom, I told you I could take her.

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I know, sweetheart.

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But I saw on your stories
that you were working at the studio late,

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and so I decided to take her.

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You know, it would be healthy
for you to unfollow me.

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And I work late all the time.
I can still take her.

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Anna, let's pause and reframe.

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When you decided to be a single mom,

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I told you I would support you
a hundred percent.

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Well, this is me supporting you
a hundred percent.

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Okay, you know what? I'm coming too.

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We can both do drop-off this morning.

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-Mom.
-No, go on. You can go.

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-Just let them...
-Oh, okay, you're not going.

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-Mom.
-You're gonna go.

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You're not... Nobody's gonna go.

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I'm gonna go!

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-So what's up, kiddo?
-Nothing.

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-Okay, spill it.
-All right.

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My new lab partner is the absolute worst.

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She's the new girl, here for the year.

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I mean, she thinks she's so much better
than everyone because she's British,

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which she has to remind you of
every five seconds.

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Like no one's ever been
from England before.

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So my dad opened
his third restaurant in Paris,

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and that's how I met
my French boyfriend, Philippe Henri.

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Philippe Henri.

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He's French and a model.

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You've seriously been
to Paris Fashion Week?

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Anna Wintour scowled at me.

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-Seriously?
-What's Paris like?

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Oh, it's lovely. I go all the time.

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Ignore the British girl.

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After this year, you won't
have to see her anymore.

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Nice advice from a therapist.

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Well, I'm not her therapist. I'm her Gram.

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All right, well, this has been real.
Please drive away like you don't know me.

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Make good choices!

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You are so lame.

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Lame!

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Are you ready for laboratory today?

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Shut your mouth.

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Fun bonus round today.
Never trust an atom. Why?

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'Cause they make up everything.
Here all day, folks.

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You're supposed to put your goggles on
before we start.

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The goggles are giving Minion.

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Yeah. We're not, like, Minions.

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So, no, thank you.
But they're perfect for you.

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It's like the Revolutionary War
was for nothing.

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Today, remember,
these are dangerous chemicals.

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Maybe we should use
not-dangerous chemicals?

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How about you do your actual share
of the work instead of doodling?

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It's called designing.

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The measurements have to be precise.

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This experiment is so simple.
In the UK, we did this in primary school.

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The only reason people think you're smart
is because of your obnoxious accent.

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At least people think I'm clever.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You're smart. Figure it out.

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-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.

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-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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-That was not precise!
-That's not precise at all!

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Principal Waldman!

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I don't know, Mom. I don't know why
the principal called me, but I'm here.

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So you don't need to come. You know what?

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I can't find what I was gonna
tell you about. I'll call you...

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-Sorry.
-It's totally my fault.

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No, no, no.
I wasn't looking where I was going.

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Are you okay?

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-Your... your phone.
-Yeah, I...

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Yeah, I don't know
how to turn this thing off.

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Yeah, I'm not sure, either.
I think, maybe...

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-I think you got it.
-Is it off?

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-Yeah. It's just...
-Thank you.

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-No problem.
-Thank you.

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My daughter just started here,
and I admit I'm quite lost.

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Would you happen to know
where the chemistry lab is?

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This is serious.
Someone could have been injured.

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I'm sure it was just an accident.

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It seems to me a misunderstanding.

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Harper seems so...

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lovely.

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Well, Lily seems so genuine and kind.

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Wow. I certainly never had two parents
come in here and be this attractive.

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I meant "attentive."

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Lily and I are definitely going to reflect
on how to do better.

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This is all Harper and I
are going to think about.

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We're very, very committed.

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Especially as a single-parent household.

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Oh, us too.

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-We're single. Parent.
-Great.

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I mean...

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-I'm a single parent, yeah.
-Single parent. Great.

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-Yeah. You know what I mean.
-Yes. Same. Me too.

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Single.

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Single parent. Guilty.

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Great.

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I'm single too.

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Oh, my God... Should we meet up?

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Perhaps our daughters
should get to know each other?

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Maybe, like, Wednesdays, after 6:00.
Get a little wine?

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Talk about these badass kids?

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Harper would really like that.

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Over dinner?

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Dinner sounds perfect.

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I'm on it.

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Petit Trois?
Yes, can I have a table for two?

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Private. In the back.

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Do you guys have any allergies?

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-No.
-No.

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No. No allergies.

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Okay, you came here early. Spill it.

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There's just no time.

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Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,
final fitting, rehearsal lunch.

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And, oh, my wedding.

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You have a lot on your plate.
Big day. Deep breath.

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-There's so much to do before Sunday.
-Anna, let us know how we can help.

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Maybe someone could help me
memorize my wedding vows.

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How about this? I'll help you.

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"I, Anna, take you, Eric,

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a man that I have been dating
for six months,

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but might uproot my entire life
and move to London,

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where we have no family
and an avocado costs $11."

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Perhaps you should add something about
my undying patience for teenage rebellion.

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Spot on about the avocado.

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Oh. That wasn't about you.

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It was actually about my mom's
other British fiancé.

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She's a comedian today.

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-Just today, though.
-I see. Yeah.

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-Right, Harper?
-I have been practicing our first dance.

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Wait till you see what I have cooking.

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I see what you did there.

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I missed you since yesterday.

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Ew.

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Trevor Travis just dropped a new single.

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I think we can all guess
who it might be about.

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Hello?

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I had my pastry chef make sticky toffee
pudding pavlova for the bake sale.

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Just what every teenager loves. Pavlova.

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Agreed. Teenagers these days,
sophisticated palates.

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Yes, well, this pastry chef

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was up at 4:00 a.m. baking
old-fashioned chocolate chip cookies

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from scratch, with no staff.

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Four hours for cookies?

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I think we need to get you a staff.

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They just needed to cool.

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Stand up straight. Good posture.

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Okay. And do you know
how bad this is for you?

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Seriously, eat this.

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Say, "Thanks, Mom."

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I saw that, Harper.

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Any day now.

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Just trying to keep us on a schedule here.

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Oi. Well, we wouldn't want
to be off schedule, innit?

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Step, and...

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Hi, Lil!

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It's Lily.

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Lily, back seat.

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Can't Grams just take me?

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No, this will be good bonding
for everyone.

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Well, I bond best with Lily
when we're not around each other,

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and I don't have to look at her face.

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Yeah, I love sitting next to you.
Reminds me that I'm amazing.

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Seatbelts, girls.

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All right. All right.

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-I got you.
-You got me.

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-Good morning.
-We're ready to go. Good morning.

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Car's all set. Up the coast, Route 1?

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-Yeah?
-Yeah? What do you think?

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I'm not saying
I don't not want to go on the trip.

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I'm just saying that Anna's wedding
has put me behind with my patients,

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which has been very disruptive.

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And... And, of course,

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they keep adding dates to my book tour,
which, you know, it's out of my control.

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And I'm just saying I need a little time.

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Look, girls. We're trying to hear you.
Just try and hear us?

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Oh, no. I hear you trying to pull me away
from my family and my friends.

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I mean, who even gets to surf
before school in London?

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You can surf on the river Thames.

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Really?

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No, you dipstick.

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-Girls.
-It's a city.

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-You need to--
-Okay, girls. Girls. It's our decision.

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Eric and I will do what's right
for the family.

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Family?

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Yes, this family.

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-Don't say it like that.
-Don't say--

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-That sounds really cringe.
-Don't tell me what to say and how to say.

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Harper, relax. Don't be so dramatic.

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Lily.

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-Stop gaslighting.
-What?

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You don't even know what that means.

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-I don't wanna look at your face anymore.
-You know what that means, right?

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-I think I know what it means.
-Yeah. I knew you did.

249
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That explains why you talk rubbish.

250
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:54,333
For the bake sale today,
every table must have...

251
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,417
Okay.

252
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,083
...a gluten-free option,
an egg-free option...

253
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,708
Please don't slam the...

254
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:01,417
door.

255
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:05,917
Well, at least we don't have to bring them
to our immigration interview tomorrow.

256
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,042
Don't be stressed. They'll come round.

257
00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:12,125
Yeah, let them take
all the time they need.

258
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,917
He sounds great. I'll be back in a bit.

259
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,458
-Here's Ella's schedule.
-Thank you.

260
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,792
Oh, send those
to the tour manager, please.

261
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,042
-Yeah, okay.
-Okay? Because I'm...

262
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,958
-I'm a pop star on the rise.
-Okay.

263
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:29,792
So I wanna do the album, you know.
We can come in here after midnight.

264
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,375
I got the keys to the studio.

265
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,417
-How's it going?
-Oh, good morning.

266
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,458
Actually, it's literally not.
It's a bad morning.

267
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,500
It's a very bad morning.
Not for me, personally, but for you.

268
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,583
Why, what happened?

269
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,667
Trevor dumped Ella.

270
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,458
And he already released a song about it.

271
00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,292
Anna!

272
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,958
Yeah, and he dumped her in a text.

273
00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,708
-Yeah, I got this.
-Toxic icon.

274
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,875
I'll get in the booth,
and I'ma just lay it all down...

275
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,292
Okay, so Trevor wrote a song.
But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

276
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,083
It's called "Better Than the Last One."
It's about me.

277
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:03,083
Okay, but that title,
it could be about anyone.

278
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,458
It says, parentheses, "Ella."

279
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,458
Let's just focus on the songs
that you're gonna perform on Saturday.

280
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,167
Performing! Yay!

281
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:14,708
I can't sing those songs.
I wrote them about Trevor.

282
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,958
I put my heart and soul into them.

283
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:20,333
No, a 44-year-old Dutch music producer
wrote those songs.

284
00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:26,667
This is a hit! This is...
I can't even stop moving my body.

285
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,292
Look, my chest is just gyrating.
I can't...

286
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,292
Off!

287
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,500
Oh, turn it off. Turn... All right.

288
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,250
What is that?
Did you learn that from Oprah?

289
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,333
Join the Environmental Club.

290
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,667
Come over.
We have the best cookies in town.

291
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,375
Welcome to the great
Sunset Ridge Bake-Off.

292
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,542
Shouldn't these be more
prominently featured?

293
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,667
Bon Appétit literally profiled
my dad's restaurant for these pastries.

294
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,750
I think they're nice and prominent
over here.

295
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,958
They're gourmet.

296
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,333
They're soggy-bottomed.

297
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:55,792
You know what? I think I see
the perfect spot for yours.

298
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
-Just...
-Dude!

299
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,375
-Those were Gram's!
-Come on.

300
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:05,500
You know what? I think I know
the perfect place to put this.

301
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,583
You wouldn't dare.

302
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,042
Yeah. Perfect.

303
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,583
Nice caramelization.

304
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,042
Just...

305
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,708
Oh, my God.

306
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,667
Food fight!

307
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:30,750
Oh, no!

308
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:36,583
They're attacking us from above!

309
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,167
We need the high ground!

310
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:46,833
On my signal!

311
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,583
Too far, Harper.

312
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,417
Stop it! Put that down! Stop it.

313
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,417
Give me that. Give me that.
Put that down. Stop it!

314
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,917
No, not the strudel!

315
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Please! Or the tart.

316
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,208
Stop it! That got in my mouth!

317
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,125
You want a fight? Let's fight!

318
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,750
Who started...

319
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:42,958
the food fight?

320
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,000
Congratulations, you two.

321
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,792
You just got everybody in here
in-school suspension.

322
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,667
Thanks a lot.

323
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,750
Is this key lime pie?

324
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,125
Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.

325
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:57,792
Well, you gotta take me
to the emergency room

326
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,542
because I'm very allergic to key lime pie.

327
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,375
Is this you?

328
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,458
That's not supposed to be in there.

329
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,500
Was it for Pink Slip?

330
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,625
I saw them at the Troubadour last year.

331
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,833
Could I sing your song this weekend?

332
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,833
Oh, no. You'll have way better stuff
than something I wrote.

333
00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:28,041
I wrote that
after I left Pink Slip anyway.

334
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,917
Okay. I got this.

335
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,333
Yes, you got this.

336
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:37,167
Opening your world tour at the Wiltern
is a big show for you. Huge.

337
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:39,667
For the both of us.

338
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,208
The girls are struggling
with this transition, and just...

339
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,958
just take it from a parent
who has been in your shoes.

340
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:48,083
I know, Tess, between losing
Lily's mum and moving here...

341
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,375
Yes, and being ripped away
from the home she grew up in.

342
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,208
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are we talking about Lily or about Harper?

343
00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:54,917
-Harp? Lily?
-That is really annoying.

344
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,292
-No, it's just...
-Hey. What the...

345
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,000
What's going on?

346
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,208
-Darling...
-No one's hurt.

347
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,125
-I went to the school...
-Please let me just handle this.

348
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:07,458
Anna, there's been an incident at school
between the girls. It was really bad.

349
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:08,958
What bad? How bad?

350
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,167
I've got this. Girls, apologize
to each other now, please.

351
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,750
Honey, forced apologies is never
a way to resolve conflict.

352
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:18,833
-That...
-But...

353
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,792
We need to make space for them
to express how they feel.

354
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,542
Harper, how do you feel?

355
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,750
I feel...

356
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,708
sorry.

357
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,125
And, Lily, how do you feel?

358
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,417
I feel...

359
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,333
sorry too.

360
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,500
That's great.

361
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,417
-Great.
-See?

362
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,208
Sorry that my future stepsister
is a complete twit.

363
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,375
I'm sorry that my future stepsister
is a shallow idiot.

364
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,375
-Oh, am I? Really?
-New plan!

365
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,000
No more holding space for feelings.

366
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,875
You two are gonna have a lovely time
at my bachelorette tonight.

367
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,542
You're gonna get along
because we're a family,

368
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:50,750
and families love each other!

369
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,792
And for that, Harper, just for that look,

370
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:56,125
you two earned yourself
a sleepover at Gram's.

371
00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,958
Why am I the punishment? I'm the fun one.

372
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,500
-I have board games.
-Mom.

373
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,000
I have Parcheesi.

374
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,500
And you're gonna braid each other's hair

375
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,208
in a non cultural-appropriating way
and like it.

376
00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,375
What is Parcheesi?

377
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,833
-It's a game.
-I'm not quite sure.

378
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,000
You move around the board.
You shake the dice.

379
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,542
You remember the sound of the dice?
Oh, it's amazing.

380
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,917
You get these dice,
and you shake 'em in your hand,

381
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,667
-and then you move around the board.
-Oh, Grams.

382
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:20,833
It's really fun.

383
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,542
I also have Boggle!

384
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,958
You stay on your side,
and I'll stay on mine.

385
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,042
Gladly.

386
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,167
Harper, look, I know
you think I don't get it, but I do.

387
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,750
And it's still just gonna be you and me.

388
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:36,167
If you go to London,
I'm staying here with Grams.

389
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,792
-She said it was cool.
-She what?

390
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:42,000
Hey, Anna! Did you remove me
as Harper's secondary contact?

391
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,708
Did you tell Harper
that she could stay here with you

392
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,667
if we decided to move to London?

393
00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:50,750
-Are you serious right now?
-Whoa. Are you serious?

394
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:51,833
-Okay, okay.
-Why are you--

395
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:56,958
What is serious is that you and Eric
need to keep the girls in Los Angeles.

396
00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:59,375
Lily just needs some guidance.

397
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,792
The only guidance I need from you
is to show me to the other bathroom.

398
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,750
I'm very sorry, Lily. I didn't know--

399
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:10,167
You don't know anything
about what I need or how I feel,

400
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,875
or the fashion school
back home that I wanna go to.

401
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,708
Yep. Just you and me, Mom.

402
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,417
Great.

403
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:23,042
Welcome, everyone, to
the bachelorette party of our girl, Anna.

404
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,375
Mom, for real? Why would you?

405
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,375
-Haven't changed.
-Not a bit.

406
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,875
-Anna!
-It's so funny.

407
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:36,792
Get it, girl!

408
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,167
I remember that six-pack.

409
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,333
-Yeah, who is that?
-So handsome.

410
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,208
That is Jake.

411
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,292
Your mom's first love.

412
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,458
And her first ride on a motorcycle.

413
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:49,375
I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle.

414
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,792
-Okay.
-Jake also had a thing for Tess.

415
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:53,708
For Grams?

416
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:56,083
All right, okay.
Enough humiliation for the night.

417
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:14,042
Harper, baby, I made you a plate.

418
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,667
Here you go.
You're too young to be sad. Come on.

419
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,792
Well, being young is overrated, Mama P.

420
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:19,917
Eat. You'll be fine.

421
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,042
Use the tongs.

422
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:45,583
Lily? Mind if I join you?

423
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:55,333
You know, Anna lost her father around
the same age that you lost your mother.

424
00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,500
And then she had to deal with
my wedding to Ryan.

425
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,958
Cool.

426
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,792
And then you add to that
the complications of moving.

427
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:08,917
I'm here for you.

428
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,042
Sincerely.

429
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:20,750
With all due respect, Dr. Coleman,
you're not my gran or my therapist.

430
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,833
So, while I get your motive
for keeping us in LA,

431
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,042
I don't need your help.

432
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,083
Oh, no. We used to be so cool.

433
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,875
-Hey, I'm still cool.
-I look amazing.

434
00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:37,792
You're very cool.
That song you sent me was sick.

435
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,000
-Yeah.
-Thank you.

436
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,500
-Yeah.
-Yeah. I wish I had more time to write.

437
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,917
But now all I do is
listen to parenting podcasts.

438
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,167
Well, I'm sorry for ruining
your exciting rock star life.

439
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,542
-Harper, wait. I was just--
-I'll take it.

440
00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:49,958
Wait, I wasn't serious.

441
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,167
Look, I gave up performing,
but I have you.

442
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:55,542
-Enjoy your party.
-You can't leave.

443
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,917
-Let's just--
-I don't think I belong in here, Grams.

444
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,708
-Just let me handle this. I've got you.
-Harper!

445
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:03,250
Anna, honey, you just need
to pause and reframe.

446
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:04,917
-Thanks, Mom.
-What?

447
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,417
-What did I do?
-I was handling it.

448
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,167
And you completely undermine me
as a parent.

449
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:10,583
-I was trying to help you.
-Well, your help isn't helpful.

450
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,625
Well, that's not very nice to say.

451
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,458
-I've been here for you--
-Can the great and mysterious Madame Jen

452
00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:17,875
interest you ladies in a psychic reading?

453
00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:23,167
No. Thank you very much,
but right now is not the...

454
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,292
Time?

455
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,417
-It's just not really our...
-Thing?

456
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,917
This will all be over soon, if you just...

457
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,833
-Go with it.
-Go with it. Yes, exactly.

458
00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:33,167
-Come on in. Yes. Yes.
-No. No.

459
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,417
-Come.
-Okay, I'm coming. Here we go.

460
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,792
-Anybody else interested?
-Let's try this out.

461
00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:39,458
I do discounts for bigger groups. Okay?
Okay. That's fine. That's good.

462
00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:44,167
And that's how I lost my spot
at the Larchmont Farmers Market.

463
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:49,333
But I did get a table by the lids and free
milk counter inside of the Starbucks.

464
00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:53,417
So, I am a life coach,
but I also do Reiki.

465
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,500
If you notice,
I have several business cards,

466
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:59,083
because I actually have
a business-card-making business.

467
00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:00,292
So, that's the card for that.

468
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:03,958
I can put quotes on there
that I can just make up for you.

469
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:06,292
If you want something
inspirational, for example,

470
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:12,167
I can make up a quote
like "Live your life, gosh dang it."

471
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,667
-Okay.
-So, here's--

472
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:18,708
And I'm gonna read your palms now.

473
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,958
-'Cause that's--
-Really?

474
00:24:22,792 --> 00:24:27,125
Okay. And there they go. Yes.

475
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:29,500
Eenie, meenie, miney...

476
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Okay. It smells like
you had some appetizers.

477
00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:36,208
-Were they good?
-Good.

478
00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:37,542
-Good. Yes.
-Yeah. Yes.

479
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,708
And did you have any, Mom?

480
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:46,583
-No. No. I didn't. 'Cause I paid for them.
-I'm-- No. No. Didn't-- I paid for them.

481
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:49,875
-It's a wedding. Okay.
-Okay. Okay, okay.

482
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:53,625
Your life lines. It's like they've...

483
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,042
intersected before.

484
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:00,125
-How strange.
-Really?

485
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,833
You've walked in each other's path.

486
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:11,625
It's like a crazy path-cross
that you've done.

487
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:20,875
You've learned a lesson.
A lesson that may serve you again.

488
00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:22,625
-Okay. That's enough.
-Thank you. Okay.

489
00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:24,125
We'll give these to my neighbors.

490
00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:25,708
I'm onto something here.

491
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:26,917
One more thing.

492
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,292
Right over there is a QR code
that you can tip me with.

493
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,542
Any amount is appreciated. Really.

494
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,500
I didn't know I could do that voice.

495
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:37,958
-Nice prank.
-Yeah, we know what you did.

496
00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:39,167
What did I do?

497
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,500
-What do you mean? The psychic.
-Yeah. Telling her about--

498
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:45,500
What-- Okay, okay.
You think I'd rather solve your problem

499
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:49,000
than deal with my booming culinary empire.

500
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,333
-I'm following you because--
-You're happy here, so...

501
00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:57,417
Are you the psychic?

502
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,042
I need you to look into my future
and tell me where we're going to live.

503
00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,375
Cool Gen Z talking to me.

504
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,583
If it's not London,
I need you to alter my destiny.

505
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:08,625
And I literally have to stay
in Los Angeles, so, if there's--

506
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,708
Well, that's not really how it works.

507
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,000
Well, how does it work?

508
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:17,833
Girls, follow my aura.

509
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:21,417
Boop. Beep.

510
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:25,667
You don't have a lot of lines in
your hands, so it makes it harder for me.

511
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,833
You two are called to be family.

512
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:30,208
-Yeah, right.
-Don't remind me.

513
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,792
A lesson for you all.

514
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:37,750
I see it now.

515
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:47,167
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong.

516
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:52,083
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong.

517
00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:55,000
Change the hearts you know are wrong...

518
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,333
Why is she rhyming like a bridge troll?

519
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:03,458
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong.

520
00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:05,667
-Change the hearts...
-Earthquake.

521
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,250
Earthquake?

522
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,375
Did you feel that?

523
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,167
Yeah, I... It must be the dancing.

524
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:40,667
Yeah, right. We're just
freaking ourselves out for no reason.

525
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:43,250
-Yeah. It's just in our heads.
-Right.

526
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,583
-With your surf forecast...
-All cozy and tucked in?

527
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,292
Fearless prediction
for the full moon tonight--

528
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:51,667
You need anything?

529
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,125
What more could I possibly need?

530
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:57,208
How about sleeping in our own beds
in our own rooms?

531
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,583
Sweet dreams.

532
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,750
Teenagers.

533
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,042
I was one once.

534
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:09,125
Yeah, so was I. Twice.

535
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,833
-Night.
-Night. Love you.

536
00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:11,917
Love you too, honey.

537
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,750
Change the hearts you know are wrong

538
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:37,583
to reach the place where you belong.

539
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,917
Change the hearts you know are wrong

540
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
to reach the place where you belong.

541
00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:50,000
I don't have an alarm.

542
00:28:52,542 --> 00:28:54,375
Why do my hands look so dry?

543
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,583
Why am I so tired?

544
00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:01,208
Mom?

545
00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:02,542
Mom?

546
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:04,875
-Grams?
-Grams?

547
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:12,667
Grams. Grams, are you okay?

548
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:16,583
Why are you bloody waking me up for?

549
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,417
-Are you mad?
-Mad?

550
00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:20,208
Why do I sound like this?

551
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:21,625
Sound like what?

552
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,667
American!

553
00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:30,000
Good. Mom.

554
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,167
What was that?

555
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,208
Lily, are you okay?

556
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,792
I'm not Lily.

557
00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:46,708
Are you Harper?

558
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:49,708
No.

559
00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:53,625
No. No. No, no, no.

560
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:57,875
-I'm bloody decomposing!
-Oh, my.

561
00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:04,833
Harper?

562
00:30:04,917 --> 00:30:08,583
-Oh, my God. What is happening?
-I know.

563
00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:10,292
It's me, Harp. It's Mom.

564
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:14,375
What are you saying? So if you're me
and I'm you, then who is that?

565
00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,583
I'm Grandma, sweetheart.

566
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:25,208
Oh, my gosh! I've died.

567
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:27,667
I killed myself!

568
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:32,125
She just has crevices all over her face.
Look at the crevices.

569
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:34,042
My hands look like doll hands.

570
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,000
My butt feels so high.

571
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,500
I think I just peed a little.

572
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:38,833
Oh, no.

573
00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:42,250
My face feels so thirsty and dry.

574
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,833
My face is perfect.

575
00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:50,583
My face looks like a Birkin bag
that's been left out in the sun to rot.

576
00:30:51,292 --> 00:30:52,375
Why?

577
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,292
Why do I have to pee again?

578
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:56,750
This is so much weirder
than the last time.

579
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,542
Last time? What last time?

580
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,167
How come you never told me?

581
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,417
We never told anyone, sweetheart.
Overnight oats.

582
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,250
Now let's just pause and reframe.

583
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:06,333
No. I didn't want to be
a part of this family

584
00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:09,417
and now I'm part
of some dodgy family curse?

585
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,417
-And I'm the eldest?
-Mom.

586
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:14,792
And where are her lips? She has no lips!

587
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:15,917
Where did they go?

588
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,250
How do we fix this?

589
00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,958
Well, you know, last time,
we switched back

590
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:22,458
when we saw things
from the other's perspective.

591
00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:24,500
-Should we hold hands? Hold my hands.
-Well, we can--

592
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,458
-Just...
-Yeah.

593
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,375
I know I've been hard on you and Eric,

594
00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:32,083
but I can now see
that you're doing the right thing.

595
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:37,500
And, Mom, you have always done
so much for me, and I see you.

596
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,708
I see you.

597
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,333
-Are you really seeing me though?
-I really see you.

598
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:46,750
Because I don't feel anything.

599
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,333
You have no idea how hard
I'm seeing you right now.

600
00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:50,958
-One, two, three.
-...three.

601
00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:54,917
-Girls, that doesn't work.
-Yeah, we tried that last time.

602
00:31:56,208 --> 00:32:00,750
Looking like this is why
people like you become shut-ins,

603
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:03,375
and what's with this accent? "Tomato."

604
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,375
Is that what you think I sound like?

605
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:08,792
Oh, my God, yes.
Of course this is what you sound like.

606
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,125
-Let's go to Erewhon...
-I do not sound like that.

607
00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,667
-...and get an immunity booster.
-I've never said that.

608
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:14,500
-I don't even know what Erewhon is.
-Then I need to call my energy healer

609
00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:16,083
because I need a chakra reset.

610
00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:18,000
-Yes! That's what you sound like.
-The healer.

611
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,333
Madame Jen.

612
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,042
I thought she was a psychic.

613
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:24,375
I thought she did sound baths for dogs.

614
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:26,083
I thought she was a water sommelier.

615
00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:27,542
She did try to sell me knives.

616
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:32,958
What? No, well, whatever she is,
we have to find her, but until then...

617
00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:34,333
"Until then" what?

618
00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:38,292
Last time we convinced everyone that
we were each other until we switched back.

619
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,958
Brilliant. So how are we
supposed to pull that off?

620
00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:44,833
Well, panicking is not
going to help anyone!

621
00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:46,417
-I need you to get dressed.
-This sucks!

622
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,542
-Go. Go get--
-No! Stop.

623
00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:50,500
-Bye, girls. It's going to be great.
-Mom, this really sucks.

624
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,833
-Like the suckiest of suck.
-Look, Mom.

625
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:53,833
I know I kept it totally together
in front of the girls,

626
00:32:53,917 --> 00:32:56,875
but I have to be honest,
I am freaking out right now!

627
00:32:56,958 --> 00:33:00,083
-That was you keeping it totally together?
-Yes!

628
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:01,583
No, no. Just checking.

629
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:05,792
Aura photographer.
Twenty percent off on her Etsy shop.

630
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:08,458
I can't get married.
I haven't even had a boyfriend yet.

631
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:10,292
We have to switch back to our bodies.

632
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,750
At least your body
didn't wake up with arthritis.

633
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:18,292
It's disconnected. I guess
her life coaching business went bust.

634
00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:20,042
I'm supposed to get married this weekend.

635
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:24,208
What are these? And how many
puffer jackets does someone need?

636
00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:26,458
-Reiki master.
-What? What'd you find?

637
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:31,167
I bent down and didn't toot.

638
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,958
Youth really is wasted on the young.

639
00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:39,708
And what's with the old tissues
in every pocket? Explain.

640
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:42,917
No answer at Reiki. Now what?

641
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,542
Did you try her vegan meat loaf truck?

642
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,750
They don't have a number,
and they only use DoorDash,

643
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,042
and I don't know how to do that.

644
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:51,500
I look Eileen Fisher years old.

645
00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:55,083
I'm literally my mother.

646
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,458
I'm going to need therapy
for the rest of my life

647
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:58,958
and not the kind from Grams.

648
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:01,875
Like the real kind
that you have to pay for.

649
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,375
Why does anyone wear these?

650
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:06,500
Did she say anything, like a fortune?

651
00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:09,542
No, but maybe she told the girls.

652
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:13,042
Did the psychic say anything
to you about a fortune?

653
00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:14,750
It could be the key
to getting out of this.

654
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,000
-Wait, she did, right?
-She did.

655
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:18,083
What was it?

656
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:23,250
"Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong."

657
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,667
That's about our parents getting married.

658
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,417
LA. London.

659
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,458
As teenagers, we have no power.

660
00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:36,167
No say in whether we move or stay,
but as adults...

661
00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,625
Mom, she didn't say anything to us!

662
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,250
Anna. Anna! You do not hit me.
I am your mother, young lady.

663
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,792
-So, what do you say?
-Well, then...

664
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:52,208
-It's not working!
-We need a plan.

665
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,458
Not my fault!

666
00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,125
-DK doughnuts!
-She'll love those.

667
00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,292
-Harper, got 'em.
-I... I'll love them.

668
00:34:57,375 --> 00:35:00,208
-Anna loves doughnuts.
-Hey, girls. How was the sleepover?

669
00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:02,042
-Good.
-Very good.

670
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:03,250
-We did teenager stuff.
-Very good.

671
00:35:05,542 --> 00:35:09,167
So here's our plan.
First, these clothes are rubbish.

672
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:14,833
I just can't.
Can you just give me five minutes?

673
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,000
-What?
-Oh, no.

674
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,708
How? Why?

675
00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:34,292
You're in your mum's body,
so all you have to do is tell my dad

676
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:36,167
you don't love him anymore.

677
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,542
Wedding is off. Done.

678
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,375
Got some bangs.

679
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,625
-What did you do to my hair?
-I fixed it.

680
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,375
-And you're welcome. It's called a fringe.
-Fixed it.

681
00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,667
You don't seriously think
you're going to my work dressed like this.

682
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:48,875
Take that off.
You're going to get me fired.

683
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:50,708
-What'd you do to my hair? Disgusting.
-I straightened it.

684
00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:54,208
-You never wash your hair.
-No, I don't. The ocean washes it for me.

685
00:35:54,292 --> 00:35:56,375
Obviously, the wedding can't happen.

686
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,958
It's Friday. We only have till Sunday.
We gotta do some serious sabotage.

687
00:36:00,042 --> 00:36:02,542
The immigration interview,
the rehearsal lunch.

688
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:06,417
Then what if we cancel
all the wedding stuff?

689
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,500
The cake, place, people.

690
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:12,875
Yes, and all we have to do is convince
our parents that they are incompatible.

691
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:15,417
Which should not be hard
because my mom obviously

692
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,792
should not be with some
wannabe Gordon Ramsay.

693
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:20,292
Well, my father doesn't want to be

694
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:24,583
with some wannabe
Valley Village rocker mom.

695
00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:27,292
I quite like this, sexy tiger.

696
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,625
-Doughnut!
-It's...

697
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,208
It's an American superstition

698
00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:33,417
that it's bad luck for the bride and groom
to kiss before they say I do so...

699
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,333
Really? For how long?

700
00:36:35,417 --> 00:36:37,583
For a long time. A long, long time.

701
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:40,542
-Really?
-Yeah. Also, no touching hands.

702
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,042
No touching at all.

703
00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:46,042
No gazing into each other's eyes
because it's gross. Yeah.

704
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,667
-How odd.
-For maximum luck.

705
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:52,125
And finally, we must be convincing
as them until we break them up.

706
00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:55,792
Lily?

707
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:56,917
-What?
-Yeah?

708
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,333
Did you just take Tess's calcium?

709
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,250
Bone health.

710
00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:14,375
-You need those. You need those.
-Yes, I'll be taking them.

711
00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:15,667
Okay.

712
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:17,250
-You need to take those.
-Give me the doughnut back.

713
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,083
-No. You can't. You're very diabetic.
-Okay, girls.

714
00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,500
Let's crack on.

715
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,625
Well, actually, Lily and I
aren't feeling very well.

716
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:26,708
We think it might be...

717
00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:29,125
-My throat.
-...a smart decision to stay home.

718
00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:32,083
This has nothing to do
with your detention?

719
00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:38,125
Well, you wouldn't want me to go
to school sick, would you, Mom?

720
00:37:40,417 --> 00:37:41,458
You don't feel sick to me.

721
00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:44,208
Does she look sick to you, Grams?
I mean, Mom?

722
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,250
No. They look fine.

723
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:51,458
You have your client, Ella's huge
Rolling Stone photo shoot today

724
00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:53,042
and your immigration interview.

725
00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:55,667
Don't you need a little bit
of help with that?

726
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,583
Of course she needs your help.

727
00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:01,458
Right? Kids these days.
They'll say anything to get out of school.

728
00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:04,167
-All right, girls. Come on. Let's go.
-Go on. And make good choices.

729
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,583
-See you at the dance studio!
-Bye! What?

730
00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:07,708
Dance studio?

731
00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:10,750
Let's go. Change at the club.
I've got your bag.

732
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:11,833
Change?

733
00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:12,833
This is the finals.

734
00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:16,583
Welcome, everybody,
to the WestsidePickleball Championship.

735
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:19,333
Yeah. You have your championship today.

736
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:21,917
I think you're gonna be late.

737
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,250
Late? Yes! Yeah, I'm gonna be late.

738
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:30,292
Okay, newlyweds, you just made your
grand entrance into the wedding reception.

739
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:34,458
The lights begin to dim.
And a five, six, seven, Eric.

740
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:38,667
-Beth, no.
-Oh, right. Like a bull.

741
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:40,875
Yes!

742
00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:43,792
-Charging. It's a bull. Yes.
-Stallion.

743
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,208
Get it, groom. Big stallion energy.

744
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:47,958
-Yes. It's a bull, though.
-All right.

745
00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,375
-So look at him.
-What?

746
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,500
Eye contact, come on.

747
00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:51,958
-Hi. Yeah.
-Hi.

748
00:38:52,042 --> 00:38:54,417
Tango isyour pelvis.

749
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:58,125
Pickleball. It's a sport like tennis
but it is pathetic.

750
00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:00,000
Tennis for lazy people, that's what it is.

751
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,625
It's like tennis but for nonathletes.

752
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:05,125
It's a bunch of old nutters
with giant paddles chasing a Wiffle ball.

753
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,917
It's not bloody Wimbledon, is it?

754
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,750
Here we go.

755
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:12,500
-That's yours!
-Okay. That was so fast.

756
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,042
That's so aggressive.

757
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:15,875
-What was that?
-She almost hit me!

758
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,292
Okay.

759
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,542
-No. You're going down.
-Up. Up you go.

760
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,333
-I think we should go up.
-No, it's okay. It's fine.

761
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,500
This is good right here.

762
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,000
You're just lying on the floor.

763
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:29,333
Taking a little nappy-poo.
It's not a nappy-poo, it's tango.

764
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,833
No. I'm just thinking that
maybe the tango isn't our dance.

765
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:35,208
-Anything else?
-Okay, Beth, what else is sexy?

766
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,500
Come on. Keep our head in the game.

767
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,667
Game point, suckers.

768
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,417
Drop it!

769
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,292
Serena Williams, she's got nothing on
the sounds these ladies are making.

770
00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:02,125
The body-thumping beat of hip-hop.

771
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:04,208
-Like that? Yep.
-Bop, bop, bop. Yes.

772
00:40:04,292 --> 00:40:05,625
A hop and a hip-hop.

773
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,833
-I've never seen this kind of hip-hop.
-Hip-hop.

774
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,208
-She's on the ground.
-How's she doing that?

775
00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:13,333
That's a new move.

776
00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:15,833
That's defensive offense.
Defensive offense!

777
00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,542
Woman, get up!

778
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,542
-That was close!
-Wow! Did you see that?

779
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,708
Did you see that?

780
00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:27,875
Did we win?

781
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:29,708
Yes! Yes!

782
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:34,250
-We won!
-I believe that that was illegal

783
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,958
and I'd like to roll back the tapes
and watch that one more time.

784
00:40:37,042 --> 00:40:38,417
Take that, boomers!

785
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,125
-Okay. You know what, no.
-Okay, first of all--

786
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:41,375
-Hold me back.
-You stay back.

787
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,042
-We are not boomers.
-We're Gen X!

788
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:46,333
-We are elder millennials.
-Some of the last millennials.

789
00:40:46,417 --> 00:40:47,833
-The finale.
-The finale.

790
00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,958
And five, six, seven, eight.

791
00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:53,667
Go! And slide. That's it.

792
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:57,833
Get it.

793
00:40:57,917 --> 00:40:59,250
To the side.

794
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,958
Get it. Yes!

795
00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:13,708
And Anna.

796
00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:14,875
-Run, girl.
-Run!

797
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:16,292
Anna.

798
00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:17,833
-Come on, let's go.
-Run!

799
00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,583
-Get it. Run. Run.
-Run.

800
00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:23,292
Anna.

801
00:41:25,667 --> 00:41:28,042
-We're supposed to know where to go.
-Look natural, honey.

802
00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,583
-Detention's that way.
-Can you tell me--

803
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:30,667
Okay.

804
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:42,833
I have an immigration interview,
a rehearsal lunch,

805
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:47,375
Ella’s big show, my wedding,
and I am stuck in detention!

806
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:48,833
Well, I'm stuck here too.

807
00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:52,333
And it's the championships
for the entire Westside.

808
00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:56,125
Well, well, well. Look who showed up.

809
00:41:56,875 --> 00:42:00,083
Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman.

810
00:42:00,792 --> 00:42:03,000
How have you not retired yet?

811
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:06,167
The school had our pension
invested in crypto

812
00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,583
but since I'm not supposed
to complain about it,

813
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:11,292
per my lawyer,
it's neither here nor there.

814
00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:14,250
So let's surrender our devices. Let's go.

815
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,500
-Mr. Bates, really? Come on.
-We just got our phones back.

816
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,792
-That's right. We love school, everybody.
-Here.

817
00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:22,542
Thank you, Simon.

818
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,208
And now it's time to prepare
for the most boring task

819
00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:29,500
you could ever possibly imagine.

820
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:33,333
Sit there, read or think only.

821
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,500
No screens, books.

822
00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:38,917
Wait.

823
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:42,833
Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?

824
00:42:42,917 --> 00:42:45,417
Wipe that look of bliss off your face.

825
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,375
Get over yourself, Elton.

826
00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:49,042
This is high school, not prison.

827
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,792
Yeah, it's not a prison.

828
00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:54,542
Which, FYI, research shows
is ineffective at preventing recidivism.

829
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,125
Yeah, "resisism."

830
00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:58,708
You know, giving back to the community
is a lot more effective

831
00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:00,625
than trapping people inside.

832
00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:05,792
You wanna go outside?

833
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:07,917
Let us out.

834
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,958
Yeah, let us out.

835
00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:12,250
Let us out. Let us out.

836
00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:16,125
-Let us out. Let us out. Let us out.
-Outside.

837
00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:19,208
Move it! Let's pick it up!

838
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:20,583
Out of the way!

839
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:22,750
We need to find Madame Jen, now.

840
00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,167
We need our phones.

841
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:27,292
Come on, Reyes! You run like my grandma.

842
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:29,625
-Pick it up.
-Rude!

843
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:32,167
Pick up the pace or you'll pick up trash.

844
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:33,250
It's in two days.

845
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,125
Yeah, I know.
I don't care about the deposit.

846
00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,958
-And the officiant?
-That includes the officiant too?

847
00:43:37,042 --> 00:43:38,500
Cancel that, too. Thank you.

848
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:41,417
-Call from Jett. Answer it?
-Is this for real? Yes.

849
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,958
Where are you?
The editor from Rolling Stone is here.

850
00:43:44,042 --> 00:43:46,208
-Come on! Hurry up!
-Oh, no.

851
00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:48,542
Remember, it's the Hungry Tour.

852
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,625
Trevor's allergic to strawberries.

853
00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:51,958
Look sweet, Ella.

854
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,417
-Ella's having a meltdown.
-Morning, Anna.

855
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,833
Hello, my staff of people
that I see all the time.

856
00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,417
Can you sign off on the dress?

857
00:44:01,292 --> 00:44:02,458
-Perfect.
-Here's your juice.

858
00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:03,542
Thank you.

859
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,125
All right, so she's over here by this...

860
00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:08,292
Girl, what?

861
00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:11,542
-Why would you give me that to drink?
-You yell at me if I don't.

862
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:15,333
Anna. Jean shorts, rash guard.
Laundry day?

863
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:19,542
Let's talk about the headline
for the article.

864
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:24,250
"It's giving It-Girl. Pop star queen Ella
slays down the house."

865
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,042
-Wait, what?
-Or,

866
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:30,167
"We're gagging, besties.
Ella's new album just hits different."

867
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,458
No, no. Just stop.

868
00:44:31,542 --> 00:44:34,167
What deeply out-of-touch old person
came up with those?

869
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,208
-You did.
-I did? Wow.

870
00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:38,292
Thanks, puss.

871
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,250
Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella--

872
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:41,333
Okay.

873
00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:46,958
Do something.

874
00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:50,083
Ella?

875
00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:53,958
Trevor unfollowed me.
And you know what that means?

876
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:56,125
No.

877
00:44:56,208 --> 00:45:03,000
What it means is that
the whole world knows that he dumped me.

878
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,917
It's everywhere!

879
00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:09,167
Okay. I am your manager,
so I'm gonna manage this.

880
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,167
Okay.

881
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,625
Ryan, I really do need to dash.

882
00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:14,708
Yeah, but they said
the photographer's back in five minutes.

883
00:45:14,792 --> 00:45:16,167
Photographer?

884
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,458
Yeah.

885
00:45:17,542 --> 00:45:18,833
For your new passport photo.

886
00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:21,500
The one you need for the international
part of your book tour?

887
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:22,667
Yes.

888
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:27,167
I remember every detail
that you told me about me.

889
00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:30,458
Yeah. I got prescriptions,
you got the essentials.

890
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,042
Essentials?

891
00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:38,958
Yes.

892
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:47,500
Do I need all these things?

893
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:58,292
I need that. Yes.

894
00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:01,458
Where does this go?

895
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,750
What? Adult nappies?

896
00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:13,750
That is so lazy.

897
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,292
-Oh, hey.
-Yes. Right here.

898
00:46:20,417 --> 00:46:21,792
-Fixodent?
-Yes.

899
00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,750
Isn't that toothpaste for old people?

900
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:26,750
No. This is for when you lose your teeth.

901
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,958
I'm gonna lose my teeth?

902
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,250
No!

903
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,958
Okay, slowpokes.

904
00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:40,500
I want every blue spirulina
smoothie spill gone.

905
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,625
I want every chia seed scraped.

906
00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:46,542
Every chewed piece of organic gum
on the bottoms of these seats gone!

907
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:49,000
-Way to go, Harper.
-Use your nails if you have to.

908
00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:52,042
What? No, this was Lily's fault.

909
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,125
Elton.

910
00:46:54,542 --> 00:46:55,542
Yeah?

911
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,958
I understand that
you feel the need to prove a point

912
00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:01,750
because I publicly undermined
your authority.

913
00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:06,375
Do you understand me?

914
00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:09,208
This isn't restorative justice.
I mean, if anything,

915
00:47:09,292 --> 00:47:11,667
you're making these kids
want to act out more.

916
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,458
How does Lily always manage
to make things worse?

917
00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:15,708
It's a unique talent.

918
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,875
I have connections
on the school board, Elton.

919
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:21,417
Well, you're a stupid kid
and you have no connections,

920
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:25,583
but you have earned,
along with everybody here,

921
00:47:25,667 --> 00:47:27,250
three more weeks of detention.

922
00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,625
-Oh, my...
-Lily!

923
00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:31,542
-Bro!
-Your royal highness.

924
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:34,083
-Come on!
-My God!

925
00:47:34,167 --> 00:47:35,708
That was uncalled for.

926
00:47:35,792 --> 00:47:39,875
Let's all take a deep, centering breath.

927
00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:44,458
-Meditate on this!
-Take a deep breath of this trash!

928
00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:45,542
You ready?

929
00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:47,417
Stunning.

930
00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,708
Wow.

931
00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:50,792
Good, right?

932
00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:54,958
I think you're having
an allergic reaction.

933
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:57,375
No, no, no, no. It's lip plumper.

934
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,250
I'm gonna get some ice.

935
00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:00,667
Okay, give me the ring light.

936
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,917
And every bottle of Benadryl I can find.

937
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
It's lip plumper. No, Ryan.

938
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,958
I don't have allergies.

939
00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:09,500
Okay, whatever.
Do you have another ring light?

940
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,208
-Like, a big ring light?
-Sure.

941
00:48:11,292 --> 00:48:13,333
-And another thing. Can you make that...
-Yeah, okay.

942
00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:15,792
Wait, you hold the ring light. I'll pose.
Okay, ready?

943
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:16,875
I got it.

944
00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,458
Let me look. Hold on.

945
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:27,167
Oh, no. Just ten, maybe 15 more.

946
00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:30,083
I'll give you looks, okay?
All right, here I go.

947
00:48:33,042 --> 00:48:37,292
"Dear Sir, must cancel the wedding venue
because the bride is horrible,

948
00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,292
as my daughter always suspected."

949
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:41,750
Who's Laura?

950
00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:42,875
Hello, hello.

951
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:45,750
Hey, hon. I need your approval
on the author photo.

952
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:47,625
-Okay.
-Texting it over now.

953
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:51,375
Oh, no. No, no.

954
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:52,875
That one's rubbish.

955
00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:56,875
-I just took a new one. I'm sending now.
-Thanks.

956
00:48:56,958 --> 00:49:00,917
Oh, look. Her phone has
the giant letter virus.

957
00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:07,417
Ryan. Is it possible for you
to drop me at Anna's work?

958
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:08,875
Hey, you Trevorheads.

959
00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:11,708
That was your boy, Trevor Travis,
with his brand-new song,

960
00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:12,917
"Better than the Last One."

961
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:15,917
My mom's biggest client
is having a meltdown.

962
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,208
-Jett!
-I'm working!

963
00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:19,250
Trevor, her boyfriend, dumped her.

964
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:21,750
Trevor Travis?

965
00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:34,458
And they just got matching tattoos.

966
00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:38,875
That is literally the worst thing

967
00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:42,250
I have ever heard happening
to anyone ever, full stop.

968
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,083
-Thank you.
-Of course.

969
00:49:44,792 --> 00:49:46,250
Anna's getting married,

970
00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:48,917
so she doesn't get what it's like
to have your heart broken.

971
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,333
I know. When I was your age, my mom--

972
00:49:51,417 --> 00:49:54,208
I mean, I had this boyfriend, Jake,

973
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,667
and all my friends say
he was my first love.

974
00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:58,458
Is that who your song's about?

975
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,417
What song? My song?

976
00:50:14,542 --> 00:50:15,667
I wrote that?

977
00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:18,292
It's really good.

978
00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,917
This is a great song.

979
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,167
You're really good.

980
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:26,417
I don't get why you quit playing.

981
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:33,458
Because I had a kid who I probably resent
since I'm writing songs in secret.

982
00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:35,042
So, you miss performing?

983
00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:39,458
I mean, yeah, probably.

984
00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:42,125
I'm finding out a lot about myself today.

985
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:50,667
Anna, your song is the only song I loved
out of everything that we got sent.

986
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,500
I know you already said no,

987
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,667
but can I please sing it
at the Wiltern tomorrow?

988
00:50:56,750 --> 00:51:01,042
I mean, it's your concert, your tour.
You should sing whatever song you want.

989
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,625
Okay. Yeah, just--

990
00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:08,917
I feel like between managers and stylists
and execs and label people,

991
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,583
I feel like I never get a say
in anything that goes on.

992
00:51:12,667 --> 00:51:13,750
Right?

993
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:17,542
Right, because old people never listen.

994
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:20,917
I mean, people like you think--

995
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,708
I think people like me think
people like you don't know any--

996
00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:26,042
-You know what I mean.
-Yeah.

997
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,042
I have control over my own life.

998
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,125
Absolute control. Photoshoot's back on.

999
00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,125
Photoshoot is back on, grasshoppers.

1000
00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:34,667
Chop, chop, chop.

1001
00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:39,875
Let's make some fierce photos
of this fierce girl right here.

1002
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:41,667
Bruh, having a job is really hard.

1003
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,667
-Wait.
-What? "Wait" what?

1004
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:47,667
If your mum wrote that song
about that Jake...

1005
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:48,583
Yeah.

1006
00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:51,125
...that's how we can get our parents
to split up forever.

1007
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:54,542
So if she is with him,
she can't marry my dad.

1008
00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:55,792
Well, how do we find him?

1009
00:51:57,833 --> 00:52:00,833
It's like a database of old people.

1010
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:03,250
-Jake. Yes.
-That's him from the photo.

1011
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:04,708
Wait, wait, wait, look.

1012
00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:06,708
Okay.

1013
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,750
And he owns the Record Parlour.

1014
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:11,875
He has liked all your mom's posts.

1015
00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:14,667
He is proper obsessed with her.

1016
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:16,625
Single. Okay, let's do it.

1017
00:52:16,708 --> 00:52:18,375
Let's do it.

1018
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,417
But first, your mum must look fit

1019
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,417
if she's gonna run into
the love of her life.

1020
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,125
And I need to change, too.

1021
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:28,833
Ella's stylist has pulled
the most gorgeous garms

1022
00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:31,417
-I've ever seen in my entire life.
-Do we love this for me?

1023
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,875
Girl, the label loves this for you.

1024
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,375
-Can we just put it on your--
-No.

1025
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:35,667
-Maybe on your shoulder?
-No.

1026
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:36,750
Rest it on your head?

1027
00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:39,833
Please, can we just
put our differences aside

1028
00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:42,542
so that I can live my dream? Please.

1029
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,500
This is only because of the plan.

1030
00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:46,042
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

1031
00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:50,125
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1032
00:53:00,667 --> 00:53:02,083
It's not very me.

1033
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:05,333
Harper. This is so exciting.

1034
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,625
So, posing for the camera,
it's very different.

1035
00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:09,625
Find a shape and then hold it.

1036
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,125
-Yeah. Okay.
-Good luck.

1037
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:15,875
-I'm sorry, where did the fruit go?
-I'm s--

1038
00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:24,292
-This is cool. It's recycled I think.
-That is chic.

1039
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,375
-Well, 'cause I'm a pop star. Pop out.
-Yeah.

1040
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:28,958
Pop.

1041
00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:30,583
No! No! No! No!

1042
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,833
No, no, no.

1043
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:46,708
Tess, your styling is so on point.

1044
00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:49,042
You two are the coolest adults
I have ever met.

1045
00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:49,958
Thanks.

1046
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:51,333
-Bye.
-Thank you.

1047
00:53:51,417 --> 00:53:53,000
-My mom does have a cool job.
-Yes.

1048
00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:58,542
Think she's our new best friend?

1049
00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:01,125
I think so. I think so.

1050
00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:02,833
Do you guys need a ride?

1051
00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:05,542
-Yes. Totally. Yes.
-OMG, yes.

1052
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:07,792
Attention, students.

1053
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:11,875
You'll be happy to know that
my anaphylactic shock has subsided.

1054
00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,375
Yes. I didn't die.

1055
00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:20,417
Thank you.

1056
00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:28,208
And I hope those who were involved
in that food fight are loving detention.

1057
00:54:39,125 --> 00:54:40,125
Oh, no.

1058
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,792
They've gone completely rogue.

1059
00:54:45,542 --> 00:54:48,250
-Yeah!
-This is so cool!

1060
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:50,125
What are we wearing?

1061
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:53,875
They're on a joyride with Ella.
We'll never find them.

1062
00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:57,708
No, but we can find Madame Jen.

1063
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,792
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1064
00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:05,917
Oh, yeah.

1065
00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:14,292
Madame Jen said she lost her table
at the Larchmont Farmers Market,

1066
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:17,167
but now she can be seen
at the Starbucks across the street

1067
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:20,042
from the Larchmont Village
wine and cheese shop.

1068
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,083
Look, I know we don't have time...

1069
00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:25,167
But we are here.

1070
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:27,917
And my metabolism is the speed of sound.

1071
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,500
I got extra whipped cream!

1072
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,875
My knees work!

1073
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:37,583
I haven't had real dairy
since Bush was president.

1074
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:38,833
Curly fries!

1075
00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:40,583
Flexibility!

1076
00:55:44,167 --> 00:55:46,667
We really need to find Madame Jen.

1077
00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:50,375
Yes, but they have onion rings
on their burgers.

1078
00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:53,667
I haven't digested like this in decades!

1079
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,375
I'm still not full!

1080
00:55:56,167 --> 00:55:57,083
Sugar.

1081
00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:59,375
Remember sugar?

1082
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,250
But after this, back to the mission.

1083
00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,042
It has my full attention.

1084
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:07,125
All you have to do is go in there
and flirt with Jake,

1085
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,750
and remind him why he fancied you
when you were young.

1086
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,208
Wait, I wasn't me when I was young.

1087
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:12,458
And I don't know how to flirt.

1088
00:56:12,542 --> 00:56:15,167
And I definitely don't know
how to flirt as an old person.

1089
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:18,042
What do they do,
talk about transitional lenses?

1090
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,458
Home repairs? John Mayer?

1091
00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:22,250
-I don't know.
-I have an idea.

1092
00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:24,292
We both wear our AirPods.

1093
00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,750
That way you can help me
because you have a French boyfriend.

1094
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:28,750
So you definitely know how to flirt.

1095
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,917
Yeah... Defo. Yes.

1096
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,917
I'm gonna go in,
and then I'll give you the word

1097
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,208
when to come in and make
your sexy grand entrance.

1098
00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:40,042
What sexy grand entrance?
What do you mean?

1099
00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:41,125
You have to be sexy.

1100
00:56:41,208 --> 00:56:42,208
-How?
-Like...

1101
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:44,833
Sexy.

1102
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:46,875
I'm not doing that.

1103
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:27,750
Hey!

1104
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:33,458
-This is a different look.
-Yeah. Uh-huh.

1105
00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:35,917
It's awesome.
I didn't know you were coming by today.

1106
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,667
-I got the stuff in the back.
-What stuff?

1107
00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:38,917
What do you mean?

1108
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:42,792
That's him. That's her bloke.
What's happening?

1109
00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,458
He's going to get me stuff.

1110
00:57:45,542 --> 00:57:48,458
What is your mother doing
behind my father's back?

1111
00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:51,250
No. Hey, hey, hey!

1112
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:53,042
-Do not shush me. Okay?
-Get down.

1113
00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,083
-He can't hear me.
-Get down. I'm ignoring you.

1114
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:57,083
Hey, thanks again for doing this.

1115
00:57:57,167 --> 00:58:00,667
What exactly are we doing here?

1116
00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:03,167
Signing the merch for the charity auction.

1117
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:06,375
-Right.
-Here you go.

1118
00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:09,875
Right. The merch.

1119
00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:16,958
I have a question.

1120
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,167
Do you ever think about me?

1121
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,833
About us?

1122
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:23,750
I'm not sure there's a right answer
to this question.

1123
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:29,667
I mean, do you ever miss us?

1124
00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,458
You're getting married this weekend.

1125
00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:37,333
Unless I'm not.

1126
00:58:39,417 --> 00:58:40,792
Okay, very good.

1127
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,083
Now, do something cheeky.

1128
00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:43,667
Like, flip your hair.

1129
00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:45,667
Good.

1130
00:58:46,167 --> 00:58:51,083
Good. Big, big, big moves. Big moves.
One more. Shake your head. Shake it.

1131
00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:55,458
More. Like, all the way around.
Very good. Shake it.

1132
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:57,833
Excellent.

1133
00:58:57,917 --> 00:59:01,208
Okay, wink at him. Try winking. Wink.

1134
00:59:01,292 --> 00:59:02,458
Wink.

1135
00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:04,667
Wink. One eye. One eye.

1136
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,917
Now do both.

1137
00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:09,125
Wink. Okay, good.

1138
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,750
Okay. That's not working.

1139
00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:17,625
Bite your lip. Bite your lip.

1140
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:21,625
Why is he looking at you like that?

1141
00:59:22,208 --> 00:59:23,375
I'm biting my lip.

1142
00:59:23,917 --> 00:59:27,625
No, not your top lip. Your bottom lip.
Bite your bottom lip.

1143
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:29,208
Like that, pouty.

1144
00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,667
I know what this is.

1145
00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:33,458
I've seen this before.
You're having a stroke.

1146
00:59:33,542 --> 00:59:34,958
-We need to get you help.
-No, no.

1147
00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:36,750
I just need to go to the bathroom.

1148
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:38,208
I just... Yeah. Gotta go to the bathroom.

1149
00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:40,375
-It's in the back.
-All right. I'll find it.

1150
00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:42,042
Are you sure? I...

1151
00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:48,917
There's no merch in the--

1152
00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:51,958
I was really bad at that. So bad at that.

1153
00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:54,458
How do you know your boyfriend liked you?

1154
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,167
You just know.

1155
00:59:58,292 --> 01:00:00,208
How? Like, specifically.

1156
01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:03,000
You've dated a guy. You know this.
You have experience.

1157
01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:04,417
Tell me. Help me out here.

1158
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,625
Harper, I don't have a French boyfriend.

1159
01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:16,833
My entire dating experience is
watching 500 hours of Love Island.

1160
01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:19,042
Wait, you're, like,
the most confident person I know.

1161
01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:20,542
It's an act.

1162
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,250
What?

1163
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:27,250
Well, you're not gonna
tell everyone, are you?

1164
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,917
No. I'm not like that. I wouldn't do that.

1165
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,417
Okay. Thank you.

1166
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:36,292
-You're not gonna hug me, are you?
-No, I was... Just...

1167
01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:38,250
-No, don't do that.
-Okay, it was just...

1168
01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:40,625
All right, look, no, we should
get back out there. Right?

1169
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:43,333
Because, otherwise,
he'll think I'm pooping.

1170
01:00:43,417 --> 01:00:45,167
-There she is!
-I see her. Right by the milk.

1171
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:47,792
And I see
your screenwriting career taking off.

1172
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:50,333
If you move over to...

1173
01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:52,833
-Genre?
-Genre, yes.

1174
01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:53,833
Genre.

1175
01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:55,042
Elevated genre?

1176
01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,417
No. Sorry.

1177
01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,500
You!

1178
01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:02,750
How can I help?

1179
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:06,042
Take one wild guess.

1180
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,917
Are you gonna serve me papers?

1181
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:11,208
We switched bodies.

1182
01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:14,500
Oh, my gosh.

1183
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:16,750
It actually worked.

1184
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,125
That's amazing.

1185
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:20,750
It's never worked before.

1186
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:24,125
Would you guys mind leaving
me a review or, like, five stars?

1187
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:26,917
And just saying, like, "Oh, my gosh!
Madame Jen was so much fun..."

1188
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,750
Tell us how to switch back right now.

1189
01:01:28,833 --> 01:01:29,833
Okay. All right.

1190
01:01:29,917 --> 01:01:36,375
I'll consider it if you sign up for
my Reiki and financial management package.

1191
01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:39,375
Tell us how to switch back,
you multi-hyphenate lunatic!

1192
01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:42,958
Oh, my gosh. I am a multi-hyphenate.

1193
01:01:43,042 --> 01:01:44,667
That absolutely slays.

1194
01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:48,333
-I'm supposed to get married in two days.
-Right, okay.

1195
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:53,000
All right.
Well, you have to look at the reading.

1196
01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:56,500
-That's the only way.
-We don't know the reading.

1197
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,333
What are you talking about?

1198
01:01:59,417 --> 01:02:03,917
I said the reading directly to you both,
multiple times, in a scary whisper voice.

1199
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,458
Because we weren't there.

1200
01:02:06,375 --> 01:02:07,375
That wasn't...

1201
01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:09,375
Right! Oh, right.

1202
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:14,917
You weren't you because you had switched
with the other women, who are...

1203
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,250
Okay, that's...

1204
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,833
And it makes sense.

1205
01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:22,333
Okay. Well, the reading was,

1206
01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:27,542
"Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong."

1207
01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:29,333
-Didn't we try that?
-I think we tried that.

1208
01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:31,708
-We tried it.
-Okay, the problem is

1209
01:02:31,792 --> 01:02:35,667
your hearts might not be
the only ones that need changing.

1210
01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:36,792
So...

1211
01:02:38,292 --> 01:02:39,292
Cute.

1212
01:02:40,542 --> 01:02:42,417
Well, our time is up.

1213
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,167
Wait, but... No, no, no.

1214
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,458
There's got to be something else
you can do, right?

1215
01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:48,958
I wish I could help you,
but my shift is starting.

1216
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:56,083
So, what I can do for you
is get you a cortado, an Americano, a...

1217
01:02:58,083 --> 01:03:01,417
and any kind of
espresso or non-espresso drink.

1218
01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:04,417
It's your dad! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

1219
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,833
This is all new inventory
that we need to get sorted.

1220
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:09,417
Excuse me.

1221
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,000
Tess?

1222
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,167
What are you doing down there?

1223
01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:19,667
Stretching.

1224
01:03:21,917 --> 01:03:23,167
Yeah. I...

1225
01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:24,792
Anna didn't...

1226
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:27,167
She didn't tell me
that you were gonna be here today.

1227
01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,250
What interview?
I mean, yes, I know the interview. Now?

1228
01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,708
I was just thinking
about you the other day.

1229
01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:34,083
Really?

1230
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:36,958
-I've been meaning to ask you something.
-Sure.

1231
01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:42,958
And I don't quite know
how to broach the subject.

1232
01:03:43,042 --> 01:03:48,833
But is your husband...
Is he still with us?

1233
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:53,250
Yeah. I can't believe it.
I mean, he's so old.

1234
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,833
How old is he?

1235
01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:57,917
We never talk about it.

1236
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,167
Somewhere between 50 and 100.

1237
01:04:01,792 --> 01:04:02,917
Really.

1238
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,292
Yeah. Yeah. But...
Okay, let me focus for a second.

1239
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:09,792
I'm worried about Anna, all right?

1240
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,292
She's been being weird with me,

1241
01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:14,500
and she keeps asking
if I ever think about her.

1242
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:17,292
You know, maybe she is reconsidering.

1243
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,458
-Reconsidering?
-Uh-huh.

1244
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:22,875
Three weeks ago,
she told me how in love she is with Eric.

1245
01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:25,458
Do you know
that she wrote a song about you?

1246
01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:28,083
-No.
-Anna!

1247
01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:33,875
Daughter. Why don't you tell Jake
about the song you wrote?

1248
01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:35,917
I wrote a song about us.

1249
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,583
You know what, I'll give you your privacy.

1250
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:40,083
I'm just gonna go look for music
for old people.

1251
01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:42,583
You know, really old, like Coldplay.

1252
01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:45,167
It's nice to hear you're writing again.

1253
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:48,750
Yeah, can you just give me a second, bro?
Just one second.

1254
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,417
Coldplay...

1255
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:53,667
We need to get to
the immigration interview. Now.

1256
01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:55,375
-Okay, let's go.
-Yeah.

1257
01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:59,667
My legs are so weak,
my knees are cracking like walnuts.

1258
01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:06,875
What is happening right now?

1259
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:12,708
My brain is telling my body to stand up,
but it's like shouting into the abyss.

1260
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:17,125
-See? I just tried to get up again.
-Okay.

1261
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,000
-Help me. Help me up.
-Okay.

1262
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,875
We have to find a way to
get to the immigration interview.

1263
01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:21,833
-Okay, okay.
-Yes.

1264
01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:24,750
Wait, I have an idea. Come on.

1265
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,417
So, that's why
Tess and I have a special bond.

1266
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:29,750
Jake. Hi. Could we borrow your car?

1267
01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:33,542
And don't worry,
we're totally of age to drive.

1268
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:36,208
Anything for you, Dr. C.

1269
01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:39,625
You ready?

1270
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:41,875
Hold on.

1271
01:05:48,667 --> 01:05:50,083
That's a woman after my heart.

1272
01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:52,583
-I love driving!
-I don't wanna--

1273
01:05:52,667 --> 01:05:56,583
I don't know who taught you
how to drive but they weren't good.

1274
01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:02,042
Wrong side! Wrong side! Wrong side!

1275
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,167
-Okay.
-You're gonna get us killed!

1276
01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:06,917
Oh, geez.

1277
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:12,333
I can't look. I can't look.

1278
01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:14,375
You know, I'm a very good driver.

1279
01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:31,250
That was smashing.

1280
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,292
Hi.

1281
01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:48,208
Hi. Nice car.

1282
01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:49,542
It's totally mine.

1283
01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:51,708
-You think he's cute.
-I do not.

1284
01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,375
-You totally do.
-Stop. I do not.

1285
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:55,542
-Yes, you do. You absolutely do.
-I do not. Shut up.

1286
01:06:55,625 --> 01:06:57,333
-She thinks you're cute!
-I do not!

1287
01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:58,333
-Yes, she does.
-I do.

1288
01:06:58,417 --> 01:06:59,875
-She so does.
-I do.

1289
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,625
Thanks.

1290
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:02,917
Dr. Coleman?

1291
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,083
Oh, my gosh. Go.

1292
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,333
That's my therapist!

1293
01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:09,542
You nervous?

1294
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,958
Why would I be?
We're perfect for each other.

1295
01:07:12,042 --> 01:07:13,042
You'll see.

1296
01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:15,500
That's cryptic.

1297
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,583
Coleman/Reyes?

1298
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,583
-Go.
-Yes. That's us.

1299
01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:21,833
My love.

1300
01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:25,833
-So many ruffles.
-Yeah.

1301
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,250
There you go.

1302
01:07:28,958 --> 01:07:30,167
How are you?

1303
01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:33,125
I was just dumped by my fiancé, so...

1304
01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:34,625
-You know.
-Oh, no.

1305
01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:36,833
I'm so sorry.

1306
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:39,542
What a decent thing to say. Thank you.

1307
01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:40,458
Yes, of course.

1308
01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:41,750
Are you single?

1309
01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:43,875
Kidding!

1310
01:07:45,542 --> 01:07:47,125
Can I see your paperwork?

1311
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,417
-Yes.
-Yeah.

1312
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,542
I'm sure you're approved.

1313
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:52,375
Wait. Don't you need to see
if we really know each other?

1314
01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:53,458
I mean, usually, yeah,

1315
01:07:53,542 --> 01:07:58,083
but he seems like
such a kind and honest man

1316
01:07:58,167 --> 01:07:59,542
who clearly works out.

1317
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:00,917
A lot.

1318
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:02,833
I mean you could be a gymnast.

1319
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:04,667
I did once qualify
to represent the UK in pole vaulting.

1320
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:06,125
You're kidding. Really?

1321
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:09,958
I'd still like for us to prove that we,
you know, are marriage material.

1322
01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:13,625
So, what's my favorite road trip snack?

1323
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:16,542
7-Eleven hot dog dipped in blue Slurpee.

1324
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:17,875
Dream vacay?

1325
01:08:17,957 --> 01:08:19,457
Taking the girls to the Galapagos.

1326
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,875
Harper would love the biodiversity

1327
01:08:21,957 --> 01:08:24,082
and I think Lily could
really benefit from the dirt.

1328
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:27,082
Though she really just wants to see a...

1329
01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:29,667
Komodo dragon in the wild.

1330
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,250
It's her favorite animal.

1331
01:08:31,332 --> 01:08:35,167
These are too, too easy.
You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.

1332
01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:38,500
What is my guilty pleasure pump-up song?

1333
01:08:40,332 --> 01:08:44,582
Darling, I promised to never divulge
that highly-classified information.

1334
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:48,375
-See? He doesn't know me. At all. See?
-Okay.

1335
01:08:48,457 --> 01:08:49,667
We can't get married.

1336
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,625
It's Chumbawamba.

1337
01:08:53,792 --> 01:08:54,707
She told you?

1338
01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:56,707
Wait. "Creepy Crawling" or "Tubthumping"?

1339
01:09:06,167 --> 01:09:07,707
That's the one, yeah.

1340
01:09:11,957 --> 01:09:13,042
Oh, wow.

1341
01:09:21,582 --> 01:09:24,292
-Danny was my fiancé's name.
-Okay, enough.

1342
01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:26,917
What's my deepest, darkest fear?

1343
01:09:28,707 --> 01:09:31,332
That your love for Harper
and need to protect her

1344
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,832
will push her away
rather than bring her close.

1345
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:36,417
And then she'll run away and be a surf bum

1346
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,500
and then she'll get a dodgy tattoo
of the sun around her belly button.

1347
01:09:41,082 --> 01:09:45,167
But you're a phenomenal mum
and Harper is amazing,

1348
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,957
so that will never happen.

1349
01:09:50,957 --> 01:09:53,125
Well, that was really sweet.

1350
01:09:53,207 --> 01:09:54,750
I didn't know that.

1351
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:59,583
You know, I approve hundreds of marriages
that probably won't even last a year.

1352
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:01,625
But you two...

1353
01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:10,125
-Thank you.
-Next.

1354
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,750
Well done. We got approved.

1355
01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,833
My seafood vendor says we canceled.

1356
01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:20,250
-I should deal with this.
-Bet.

1357
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:22,167
-Yeah, my mom's almost here.
-Okay.

1358
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,333
Bye.

1359
01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:25,250
What an odd mix-up.

1360
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:29,708
Hop in, muppet. How'd it go?

1361
01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:32,583
Your dad knows a lot about my mom.

1362
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:36,125
-I think he really loves her.
-But did you do enough to break them up?

1363
01:10:36,208 --> 01:10:37,583
I don't know.

1364
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,292
I need to clear my mind.

1365
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:42,417
-Can we go somewhere?
-Yes, yeah. Get in.

1366
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:43,500
Don't drive so fast.

1367
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,125
Okay. Buckle up!

1368
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:50,250
"Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong."

1369
01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:52,167
What do you think she meant by that?

1370
01:10:52,250 --> 01:10:54,667
I think she made it all up,
but look on the bright side, honey,

1371
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,167
these scooters are so much fun!

1372
01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,542
Why have we never done this before?

1373
01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:01,583
Because you already have one fake hip
and you do not need another.

1374
01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:06,750
Very funny. I'll have you know,
in this body, I have two real hips.

1375
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,625
Sorry. Sorry.

1376
01:11:16,042 --> 01:11:17,042
Nothing broke!

1377
01:11:18,833 --> 01:11:19,833
We're invincible!

1378
01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:20,917
Bone density!

1379
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,542
I'm not exhausted!

1380
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:30,833
Girls, get in the car.

1381
01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:35,417
How do kids get away
with anything anymore?

1382
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:53,792
You know, I hated you a little less today.

1383
01:11:55,792 --> 01:11:58,417
I think it's hard to hate me
when I look like your gran.

1384
01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:00,708
And...

1385
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:04,958
I hated you a little less today too.

1386
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:13,583
I just don't understand
how anyone can dislike California.

1387
01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:15,083
It's, like, a wrong opinion.

1388
01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:19,042
Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.

1389
01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:21,042
I mean, look around.

1390
01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:24,792
Yes. Okay, Harper, it's lovely.

1391
01:12:24,875 --> 01:12:26,208
It's lovely.

1392
01:12:26,958 --> 01:12:28,000
I just...

1393
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,250
I miss England.

1394
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:42,125
We can talk about her if you want.

1395
01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:45,875
No, thanks.

1396
01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:49,708
I think if I talk about her,

1397
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,708
I'm giving away
what little of her I have left.

1398
01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:56,167
Okay.

1399
01:12:58,167 --> 01:13:03,417
And why are you so
obsessed that I like Los Angeles?

1400
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,417
-Well, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.

1401
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,583
-No.
-Yes.

1402
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:11,125
And look, even if I liked it
a little bit here, I mean...

1403
01:13:14,625 --> 01:13:17,875
You still don't want me around.

1404
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:21,000
-Obviously not.
-Obviously not.

1405
01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:24,667
I guess it's a good thing
we're stopping this wedding.

1406
01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:27,125
Yeah.

1407
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:31,917
Where are they?
They're supposed to be home by now.

1408
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,750
This is very good. A little dry.

1409
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:39,042
Very fruit-forward.
And by fruit, I mean grapes.

1410
01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:42,583
Your lack of concern, it's not working.

1411
01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,292
Just stay calm, honey.

1412
01:13:45,042 --> 01:13:46,125
Stay calm?

1413
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,583
But I've got the rehearsal lunch,
the final dress fitting,

1414
01:13:49,667 --> 01:13:51,750
and my wedding is in 36 hours,

1415
01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:53,667
and I'm trapped in the body
of a ninth-grader.

1416
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:56,833
-I did. I told you she approved it.
-You most certainly did not.

1417
01:13:56,917 --> 01:13:58,458
What difference does it make, anyway?

1418
01:13:58,542 --> 01:14:00,292
-It's done now.
-Where on earth have you been?

1419
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:02,708
Well...

1420
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:05,292
Can't two adult women
come home when they please?

1421
01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:07,833
What do you think you're doing driving
around like that with Ella all day?

1422
01:14:07,917 --> 01:14:11,583
Ella needs to talk to you, by the way.
You need to give her more attention.

1423
01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:13,083
Why am I dressed like that?

1424
01:14:13,167 --> 01:14:15,000
Just like I need more attention
from you sometimes.

1425
01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,417
She has a lot of stuff
to talk to you about.

1426
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,833
She was crying.

1427
01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:19,417
Okay, I don't care about that right now.

1428
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:20,958
Did you make it
to the Immigration interview?

1429
01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:23,250
Yes, I did. Just, like, chill, okay?

1430
01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:25,708
Or do your weird breathing stuff
that you do.

1431
01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:27,250
Chill?

1432
01:14:28,833 --> 01:14:31,792
I am the adult here. I'm in charge.

1433
01:14:32,542 --> 01:14:33,875
Doesn't look like it.

1434
01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:35,792
You just earned yourselves a consequence.

1435
01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:38,208
-Oh, no.
-No.

1436
01:14:38,292 --> 01:14:39,208
Give me your phones.

1437
01:14:39,292 --> 01:14:40,125
-Sure.
-No.

1438
01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:41,792
Psych.

1439
01:14:41,875 --> 01:14:44,667
By the way, you're the reason
this is all falling apart.

1440
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:47,167
-Shut up. No, I'm not.
-Yes, it totally is. And don't...

1441
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,958
Girls, this is serious.

1442
01:14:49,042 --> 01:14:52,333
We all need to start getting along unless
we want to be stuck like this forever.

1443
01:14:52,417 --> 01:14:55,333
You know, you lot are getting
the better end of this deal.

1444
01:14:55,417 --> 01:14:58,333
It's us who are gonna be dead
in, like, five years.

1445
01:14:58,417 --> 01:14:59,417
She's 37.

1446
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:01,458
I'm 36 and a half!

1447
01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:04,500
While you two were out having fun,
we found Madame Jen.

1448
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:08,792
And she made us buy business cards
for everyone and a Reiki ten-pack!

1449
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:11,208
What even is Reiki? Huh? What is it?

1450
01:15:11,292 --> 01:15:12,375
Stop talking about Reiki!

1451
01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,792
Well, Madame Jen said to
change your hearts,

1452
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:16,542
so change your freaking dang hearts.

1453
01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:18,583
It's the only way for us
to get out of this mess.

1454
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:20,875
I'm switching to red. Do you want one?

1455
01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,917
You're making Mommy very stressed!

1456
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,375
Then use Reiki now!

1457
01:16:11,042 --> 01:16:17,292
Okay, Blue Crush. Look at you.
Shredding the waves, dude.

1458
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:19,000
Never use those words again.

1459
01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,875
Wait, what are you doing here?

1460
01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:23,042
Our lessons.

1461
01:16:24,708 --> 01:16:25,958
What lessons?

1462
01:16:26,042 --> 01:16:27,000
Surf lessons.

1463
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:31,417
But it looks like you're ready
to surprise Harper and take her out.

1464
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:34,250
Oh, yeah.
That's really gonna surprise Harper.

1465
01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:35,750
Obviously.

1466
01:16:37,167 --> 01:16:38,625
No, I just ate a bowl of onions.

1467
01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:39,833
In the water?

1468
01:16:40,458 --> 01:16:41,458
Yeah, they keep me alert.

1469
01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:45,208
Okay.

1470
01:16:47,417 --> 01:16:53,917
Look, I know it feels like
we're in an impossible situation.

1471
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:57,625
Maybe that's why
things have felt a bit off with us.

1472
01:16:58,625 --> 01:16:59,958
Yeah, probably.

1473
01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:03,083
Yeah, but Anna...

1474
01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:09,125
I think we should stay in LA.

1475
01:17:11,167 --> 01:17:12,167
What about Lily?

1476
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:18,250
Going back to London, to Pembridge Hall,
it's not going to bring back her mum.

1477
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,583
And there's no one
keeping us there anymore.

1478
01:17:23,417 --> 01:17:26,375
If I'm honest, we've felt so lost.

1479
01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:29,583
So what she needs is to be with family.

1480
01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:34,208
A gran like Tess,
a sister like Harper, and you.

1481
01:17:41,417 --> 01:17:42,292
What is it?

1482
01:17:42,833 --> 01:17:48,375
It's just... I can't believe
how much you love me and my family.

1483
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:53,333
It's a real, true love.
It's just... It's crazy.

1484
01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:56,667
Okay. Well, you made it look so easy.

1485
01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:58,375
I'm gonna give it a go.

1486
01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:01,792
-I don't know if that's--
-Maybe I've improved as much as you!

1487
01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:07,500
I'm okay!

1488
01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:14,375
No. I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait for the instructor.

1489
01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:16,875
I mean, you were amazing.

1490
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:20,250
You were, like, weaving and dodging,
and you're like a pro surfer.

1491
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:23,000
-I'm glad we talked.
-Yeah, me too.

1492
01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:25,833
It's good we came to a decision.

1493
01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:27,375
Yeah, dude. Really good.

1494
01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:29,125
See you at the rehearsal lunch!

1495
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:31,917
Totally, but my mom said I have to...

1496
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:37,292
It fits perfectly. Anna, come look.

1497
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:38,875
Oh, wow.

1498
01:18:40,542 --> 01:18:44,667
Sweetheart, fix your posture.

1499
01:18:45,667 --> 01:18:46,667
This is weird.

1500
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:49,708
Weirder for me, trust me.

1501
01:18:49,792 --> 01:18:52,417
Really? Are you the one
wearing your mom's wedding dress?

1502
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,417
Well, I never thought
I'd get to have this experience.

1503
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,917
Especially like this.

1504
01:18:57,792 --> 01:19:00,375
Well, Mom,
you know how much I love to wear a dress.

1505
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,250
I'm sorry this is such a mess, Harper.

1506
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:05,542
Mom, there's something I need to tell you.

1507
01:19:11,292 --> 01:19:14,000
What were you talking to my dad about
this morning?

1508
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,750
We were just talking about the lunch.

1509
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,958
What about the lunch?

1510
01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:20,125
Just lunch stuff.

1511
01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:27,250
Oh, right. The lunch.

1512
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,500
Okay.

1513
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,792
I'm just gonna make a quick call.

1514
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:35,875
Okay.

1515
01:19:35,958 --> 01:19:36,958
Okay.

1516
01:19:52,917 --> 01:19:55,583
Hi! It's Tess.

1517
01:19:56,875 --> 01:20:00,167
Listen, last minute but Anna was wondering

1518
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:03,375
if you might like to attend
her rehearsal luncheon.

1519
01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:08,083
No, no. You would not be an imposition.
You know what?

1520
01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:11,542
I think your appearance there
would make it a much more lively affair.

1521
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:18,417
So, I just wanted to say
that I'm very excited.

1522
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:21,250
And being at my new restaurant
makes it all the more special

1523
01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,833
for all of us to finally
come together as a family.

1524
01:20:23,917 --> 01:20:26,875
So with that said, welcome to Lily's.

1525
01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:27,958
Congratulations.

1526
01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:30,917
Thank you for coming.
Really, Eric and I so appreciate it.

1527
01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:33,708
Right. Thanks.

1528
01:20:35,042 --> 01:20:35,917
Champagne, ladies?

1529
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,458
-Yes, please.
-Yes, please. 'Cause we're adults.

1530
01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:41,958
Girls, Eric's parents are here
so best behavior, please.

1531
01:20:42,042 --> 01:20:43,875
Stand up straight. Good posture.

1532
01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:48,958
Anna, my soon-to-be daughter.
My heart is so full.

1533
01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:50,458
That's me.

1534
01:20:51,208 --> 01:20:52,250
How was your flight?

1535
01:20:52,792 --> 01:20:55,667
It was 13 hours and 30 minutes
from Manila.

1536
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,833
Major jet lag. Some worse than others.

1537
01:20:58,917 --> 01:21:03,958
But I really love it here.
Maybe Harper can teach me the surfing.

1538
01:21:04,042 --> 01:21:06,292
-Sure, dude.
-Mano po, Lola.

1539
01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:10,583
You're so silly. Only Lily calls me Lola.

1540
01:21:10,667 --> 01:21:14,750
But I want to support
your Tagalog learning. Keep it up.

1541
01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:17,292
-Come on, Anna. Let's have a drink.
-No, no, no, no. We just...

1542
01:21:17,375 --> 01:21:19,250
We have to wait for the surprise guest.

1543
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:20,958
What are you talking about?

1544
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:22,667
Just wait.

1545
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:26,083
-Hello, sir. Welcome.
-No, thank you.

1546
01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,708
-I'm here to see someone.
-Jake?

1547
01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:29,708
Just alone or...

1548
01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:30,833
What's he doing here?

1549
01:21:30,917 --> 01:21:32,583
I invited him
but I didn't think he'd come.

1550
01:21:32,667 --> 01:21:34,708
But, you know, he really likes your gran.

1551
01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:36,250
My mom's gonna freak out,

1552
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:37,583
-you know that?
-I know. So will my dad.

1553
01:21:37,667 --> 01:21:38,875
That was the whole point.

1554
01:21:38,958 --> 01:21:40,292
You...

1555
01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:44,542
Dr. C. Thank you for inviting me.

1556
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:47,292
I saved your number. I hope that's okay.

1557
01:21:47,375 --> 01:21:48,958
Of course.

1558
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:50,958
-Hi, there.
-Hey.

1559
01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:53,208
I think I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

1560
01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:58,333
Now? But, you know, your mom,
she really wanted me here.

1561
01:21:58,417 --> 01:22:01,125
Right. I'm sure. Well...

1562
01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:06,083
Okay.

1563
01:22:07,042 --> 01:22:08,708
-I got you.
-Thank you so much.

1564
01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:10,458
-You're the best, bro.
-No, no, no. Wait.

1565
01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:11,417
-Wait!
-Thank goodness.

1566
01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:12,708
I will be right back.

1567
01:22:12,792 --> 01:22:14,750
-No, no. Jake, don't go. No.
-Tess. Tess.

1568
01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:16,500
-Yes?
-Can we have a chat later?

1569
01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:17,583
It's regarding Lily.

1570
01:22:18,458 --> 01:22:20,750
If it's regarding Lily,
we should chat now.

1571
01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:21,958
My big sister, Anna.

1572
01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:24,708
After every atomic wedgie you gave me,

1573
01:22:24,792 --> 01:22:27,875
I always knew that you
also had an atomic heart.

1574
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:29,250
-Cheers.
-Cheers!

1575
01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:32,417
Anna and I decided
we should all stay in LA.

1576
01:22:34,125 --> 01:22:34,958
What?

1577
01:22:35,042 --> 01:22:35,875
Yes.

1578
01:22:35,958 --> 01:22:37,625
What... Everyone?

1579
01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:38,708
Yes.

1580
01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:40,583
As a therapist,

1581
01:22:40,667 --> 01:22:43,958
I was hoping to get your thoughts
on the best way to approach it with Lily.

1582
01:22:46,417 --> 01:22:48,125
But, I know how you feel
about billable hours

1583
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:50,250
so we can chat later. Yeah?

1584
01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:51,708
Okay. Okay.

1585
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:03,208
-You bloody backstabber.
-What?

1586
01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:06,042
-I know what you did.
-All right, who wants to speak next?

1587
01:23:06,125 --> 01:23:07,708
Father of the groom looks ready.

1588
01:23:07,792 --> 01:23:10,333
No, no.
I have a few choice words for the bride.

1589
01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:12,042
I would like to make a toast.

1590
01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:13,125
That's crystal.

1591
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,917
We have a toasting triangle.

1592
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,375
-Piss off.
-Okay.

1593
01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:19,958
I would like to make a toast
to your future husband

1594
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:24,667
so that he knows what kind of woman
he is getting married to.

1595
01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:27,625
He does, he does, he does.

1596
01:23:27,708 --> 01:23:30,875
He knows who he's marrying
and he can make his own decisions

1597
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:33,542
and he knows not to be
manipulated by other people.

1598
01:23:33,625 --> 01:23:34,833
Tess.

1599
01:23:34,917 --> 01:23:37,458
Hey, gramps, this is between us.

1600
01:23:37,542 --> 01:23:38,792
Listen to your husband.

1601
01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:41,167
You listen to me.

1602
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:42,875
Ella. What does she want?

1603
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,708
Micro cilantro
from the foothills of Oaxaca.

1604
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:47,125
It was not my fault.

1605
01:23:47,667 --> 01:23:50,667
That micro cilantro
is bursting with flavor.

1606
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:55,500
But it is your fault that the cilantro
has no loyalty to...

1607
01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:57,875
-What are they doing?
-We have to stop them.

1608
01:23:57,958 --> 01:23:59,417
Are you doing all right, Harp?

1609
01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:02,500
Ella, this is the last thing I need.

1610
01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:03,708
Jake's back already.

1611
01:24:03,792 --> 01:24:04,833
Jake? Who?

1612
01:24:04,917 --> 01:24:06,875
Jake, what... What are you doing here?

1613
01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:08,625
It was all her, I swear.

1614
01:24:08,708 --> 01:24:10,625
Hello. And you are?

1615
01:24:10,708 --> 01:24:12,125
That's Anna's ex-boyfriend.

1616
01:24:12,208 --> 01:24:15,292
-What? Why?
-She invited her ex-boyfriend?

1617
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:16,292
What?

1618
01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:17,875
Because she still has feelings for him.

1619
01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:19,708
-Okay. That's not-- That's...
-I never said...

1620
01:24:19,792 --> 01:24:21,500
What? I...

1621
01:24:21,583 --> 01:24:24,792
After the appetizer, Anna said
she wasn't feeling well so I went--

1622
01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:26,250
Right. I wasn't feeling well.

1623
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:29,833
Okay, but not from the food here.
The food is fine.

1624
01:24:29,917 --> 01:24:31,583
-Too fishy. No.
-It's fish.

1625
01:24:31,667 --> 01:24:35,917
It is not the food.
She's just on her period. That's all.

1626
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:36,958
She's on her period.

1627
01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:38,375
Okay.

1628
01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,500
I'm on mine right now.

1629
01:24:39,583 --> 01:24:40,542
-I got it.
-I didn't know

1630
01:24:40,625 --> 01:24:42,875
-where you are in your cycle...
-I know, dude. It's fine. Thanks.

1631
01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:44,542
Can someone please explain to me

1632
01:24:44,625 --> 01:24:46,333
-what's going on here.
-I don't know.

1633
01:24:46,417 --> 01:24:47,458
-Let's just tell the truth.
-Don't let her.

1634
01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:50,583
She shouldn't explain anything
because she will just lie.

1635
01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:52,000
-Hey, me?
-She lies.

1636
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:54,333
-Yeah.
-I trusted you.

1637
01:24:54,417 --> 01:24:57,042
I know,
but you don't know what he said to me.

1638
01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:58,750
You weren't there. You didn't hear it.

1639
01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:02,250
I don't think this marriage should happen.

1640
01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:05,083
Well, you know what?
It's not just about what you want.

1641
01:25:05,167 --> 01:25:08,083
-It's about what she wants and she wants--
-It isn't ever about what I want.

1642
01:25:08,167 --> 01:25:09,833
-It's always about what you want.
-That's enough.

1643
01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:11,125
Does everyone want this?

1644
01:25:11,208 --> 01:25:13,500
-Okay, that's enough.
-Well, yes. Some of them do.

1645
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:14,792
Hey, that's enough!

1646
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:22,958
The girls fighting is one thing
but this is your mum.

1647
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:26,250
And for some reason,
your ex-boyfriend is here.

1648
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:28,333
Yeah.

1649
01:25:28,417 --> 01:25:33,792
Anna, I love you
but you're clearly having second thoughts.

1650
01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:38,500
This isn't working for our families,

1651
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:41,375
and we always said
we'd put our families first.

1652
01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:43,500
So...

1653
01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:48,083
We can't do this.

1654
01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:52,125
I can't do this.

1655
01:25:54,458 --> 01:25:57,417
Lily, help your grandparents.
I'll meet you at the valet.

1656
01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,333
The wedding's off.

1657
01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:03,083
He's right. It's over.

1658
01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:04,875
Wait, no.

1659
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:08,167
-Wait, please, please, please.
-No.

1660
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:10,833
I'm so sorry. I promise,
I didn't mean for this to happen.

1661
01:26:13,417 --> 01:26:14,583
I think you did.

1662
01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,250
Well...

1663
01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:27,833
-I guess we did it.
-Yeah.

1664
01:26:36,083 --> 01:26:40,292
I know this isn't the best time
but can I have my car back?

1665
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:47,042
Maybe later.

1666
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:06,750
Mom!

1667
01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:10,958
She seems upset.

1668
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,500
No, she just needs some space.

1669
01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:20,750
What about you? Are you doing okay?

1670
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:23,292
Oh, yeah. I'm always okay.

1671
01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:30,708
It would be fair if you weren't.
That all got pretty crazy.

1672
01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:38,250
I worry what will happen when Tess
doesn't have those two to drive her crazy.

1673
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:42,125
You're worried about her?

1674
01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:49,750
I'm worried Tess would be really lonely
if all of you moved to London.

1675
01:27:52,083 --> 01:27:53,875
You're a good guy, Ryan.

1676
01:27:56,042 --> 01:28:02,042
Thank you. Go on.
Maybe this isn't for me to fix.

1677
01:28:10,292 --> 01:28:11,792
Mind if I join you?

1678
01:28:15,375 --> 01:28:17,083
-Okay.
-Okay.

1679
01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:22,500
Are you okay?

1680
01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:27,750
I haven't seen my dad that upset...

1681
01:28:30,750 --> 01:28:32,000
since my mum died.

1682
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,375
And it was all my fault.

1683
01:28:39,833 --> 01:28:44,083
You know, when Ryan asked me to marry him,

1684
01:28:45,917 --> 01:28:49,583
I thought a lot about
what Anna and Harry's dad would have said.

1685
01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:53,375
How he would have felt about it.

1686
01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:57,208
I think he'd be so happy for us.

1687
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:03,250
That we found someone
who loved us all so much.

1688
01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:15,792
-I think my mum would feel the same way.
-Yeah.

1689
01:29:17,708 --> 01:29:21,792
-I really miss her.
-I know. It's okay.

1690
01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:23,625
She would be so disappointed in me.

1691
01:29:23,708 --> 01:29:25,958
-No, no, no.
-Yes, she would.

1692
01:29:26,042 --> 01:29:29,042
Because I was very selfish. I was.

1693
01:29:29,125 --> 01:29:30,083
No.

1694
01:29:30,167 --> 01:29:32,875
I was, and I know it.

1695
01:29:33,958 --> 01:29:38,292
No, she'd know your heart.

1696
01:29:41,958 --> 01:29:45,333
-I just... I should... Find my dad...
-Yeah.

1697
01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:48,167
...and apologize.

1698
01:29:56,542 --> 01:29:59,333
Ella, Ella, Ella,

1699
01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:01,875
Ella, Ella, Ella,

1700
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:04,542
Ella, Ella, Ella,

1701
01:30:04,625 --> 01:30:07,292
Ella, Ella, Ella...

1702
01:30:07,833 --> 01:30:11,708
Why are you walking so fast?
I can't walk as fast as you.

1703
01:30:11,792 --> 01:30:15,083
Ella keeps texting me the word "urgent,"
and her show starts, like, now.

1704
01:30:15,167 --> 01:30:17,333
But what about Eric?
I think we should go back, Mom.

1705
01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:19,208
I thought there was a way
to make everyone happy

1706
01:30:19,292 --> 01:30:20,667
but there's not, right?

1707
01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,333
But I think that we should
go back for Eric.

1708
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,750
-I really should--
-Come on. My client needs me.

1709
01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:29,000
Ella, Ella, Ella...

1710
01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:45,667
Don't go! Stop the car!

1711
01:30:45,750 --> 01:30:48,250
-Tess?
-Don't go! Stop the engine!

1712
01:30:48,333 --> 01:30:51,042
I'm not. The engine's not even on.

1713
01:31:05,667 --> 01:31:08,792
-Ella, he loves you!
-I love you!

1714
01:31:13,458 --> 01:31:14,750
Shelly, is everything okay?

1715
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,042
Yeah, everything's fine.

1716
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:17,125
Okay.

1717
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:19,667
I wonder what the big emergency was.

1718
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:24,958
Surprise!

1719
01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:28,417
-What are you doing here?
-Ella said you said you missed performing.

1720
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,333
I--

1721
01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:31,583
Yeah, and that you told her
she could do any song she wanted to.

1722
01:31:32,542 --> 01:31:33,667
You did?

1723
01:31:33,750 --> 01:31:36,167
Dressing room is right around the corner.
Put this on.

1724
01:31:36,250 --> 01:31:38,792
-Why?
-Well, because we're not 15 anymore.

1725
01:31:38,875 --> 01:31:39,792
Dolphins.

1726
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:41,000
-Get in there. Okay.
-What?

1727
01:31:41,083 --> 01:31:42,583
-Let me know when she's ready.
-Crazy.

1728
01:31:42,667 --> 01:31:45,458
I can't believe you're making me do this.
Don't make fun of my dress.

1729
01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:55,333
I'm sorry.

1730
01:31:56,417 --> 01:32:00,417
This is all my fault.
Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric.

1731
01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:03,875
And I tried to make him
fall out of love with you,

1732
01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:07,542
but I couldn't because
he loves you so much.

1733
01:32:07,625 --> 01:32:10,583
And Mom,
you shouldn't have to give that up for me.

1734
01:32:10,667 --> 01:32:13,208
Just like you gave up being a rock star.

1735
01:32:13,917 --> 01:32:17,583
And I know you've been
secretly writing songs in private.

1736
01:32:17,667 --> 01:32:19,000
What?

1737
01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:21,417
You know, the one about Jake.

1738
01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:23,625
What are you talking about?

1739
01:32:24,417 --> 01:32:27,333
"I'm your good and I'm your bad
'cause you're my baby.

1740
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,042
And love was made to last."

1741
01:32:32,458 --> 01:32:36,708
Harper, that song is not about Jake.

1742
01:32:37,292 --> 01:32:39,375
That song is about you.

1743
01:32:39,458 --> 01:32:40,542
About me?

1744
01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:42,375
Of course it is...

1745
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,208
Harp.

1746
01:32:44,917 --> 01:32:48,875
Mom, I'm sorry that I said
I wanted to stay with Grams if you left.

1747
01:32:48,958 --> 01:32:53,042
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that I made you
think that you had to choose

1748
01:32:53,125 --> 01:32:56,708
between being together or being at home.

1749
01:32:57,875 --> 01:32:59,750
I choose you every time.

1750
01:33:01,333 --> 01:33:02,500
Okay.

1751
01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:04,542
We gotta go.
Look, we look like a grown-up.

1752
01:33:04,625 --> 01:33:06,792
-Let's go, let's go, let's go.
-Where am I going now?

1753
01:33:07,583 --> 01:33:09,000
If you'll excuse me,
I have to go get Lily.

1754
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:10,542
No, no, no, no. Please.

1755
01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:13,875
I know I said I didn't want
this wedding to go on,

1756
01:33:13,958 --> 01:33:16,958
but that's not true. It's just not.

1757
01:33:17,042 --> 01:33:18,042
I...

1758
01:33:18,958 --> 01:33:20,667
I was scared.

1759
01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:27,042
And I think I realized
that I didn't wanna share someone I love.

1760
01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:30,417
-I appreciate that, Tess. I do--
-But... But wait. But please.

1761
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,917
You still love Anna.

1762
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,542
You still wanna get married.

1763
01:33:33,625 --> 01:33:34,833
-I--
-Do you?

1764
01:33:34,917 --> 01:33:35,958
-I--
-Do you love her?

1765
01:33:36,042 --> 01:33:36,875
I love Anna.

1766
01:33:36,958 --> 01:33:39,458
-Do you wanna marry her?
-I wanna marry Anna.

1767
01:33:39,542 --> 01:33:41,833
-But then what?
-But it's not about me!

1768
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:46,750
Lily is the most important person
in my life.

1769
01:33:46,833 --> 01:33:49,792
And I worry every day
I'm messing up as a parent.

1770
01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:51,958
Okay? I am on my own.

1771
01:33:52,042 --> 01:33:55,625
I lost her mum,
and I am so scared of losing her.

1772
01:33:57,750 --> 01:33:59,333
So I have to put her first.

1773
01:34:01,208 --> 01:34:03,000
What if you were right all along?

1774
01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:10,542
What if being here with the Colemans
is exactly what she needs?

1775
01:34:11,958 --> 01:34:13,542
I thought so too.

1776
01:34:14,250 --> 01:34:15,708
But after all this...

1777
01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:18,417
I'm not sure.

1778
01:34:20,333 --> 01:34:21,417
I am.

1779
01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:40,417
I love you so much!

1780
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:44,042
I have a little surprise guest for you.

1781
01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:47,875
Give it up for one of my favorite bands,
Pink Slip!

1782
01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:53,417
No. Why are you guys doing this to me?

1783
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:55,167
-You all right?
-No, no, no.

1784
01:34:55,250 --> 01:34:57,208
No, Mom. I don't know how to play guitar.

1785
01:34:57,292 --> 01:34:58,750
-It's all right, okay? I do.
-I can't. No.

1786
01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:01,583
This is a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no.

1787
01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:03,542
-Harper! Harper, go!
-No. No. No.

1788
01:35:03,625 --> 01:35:05,000
Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

1789
01:35:05,083 --> 01:35:07,500
Pink Slip! Pink Slip! Pink Slip!

1790
01:35:08,042 --> 01:35:12,083
My friend is gonna be singing
her brand-new song tonight!

1791
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:16,750
-Anna.
-Mom, you suck.

1792
01:35:31,250 --> 01:35:32,417
Anna.

1793
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:33,500
What are you doing?

1794
01:35:37,333 --> 01:35:39,208
-Go like this.
-Like what?

1795
01:35:39,292 --> 01:35:40,458
Mm-mmm.

1796
01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:45,833
-You got this.
-Okay.

1797
01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:48,708
-Yes.
-No.

1798
01:35:48,792 --> 01:35:50,250
Mm-mmm. No.

1799
01:35:50,333 --> 01:35:51,583
Yes, you can.

1800
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,958
Do you know what? Wait. Can we...
Can we stop for a second?

1801
01:36:06,667 --> 01:36:11,917
Sorry. I just... I wanna bring out
the person that I wrote this song for.

1802
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:16,083
She means everything to me,
and I love her so much.

1803
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:21,333
I know that family isn't always easy,
but family is everything.

1804
01:36:21,417 --> 01:36:24,042
She also plays guitar way better than me.

1805
01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:28,333
So please welcome my daughter, Harper.

1806
01:36:50,083 --> 01:36:52,917
Ready to do this? Together?

1807
01:36:53,833 --> 01:36:54,958
Yeah.

1808
01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:25,000
What are we doing here?
This is silly. Anna and I are--

1809
01:37:25,083 --> 01:37:28,042
-Are madly in love. I know.
-We tried. We really did. It's just not--

1810
01:37:28,125 --> 01:37:30,125
No, no, no, no. Please.
Just give us one more chance.

1811
01:37:30,208 --> 01:37:32,000
-Please.
-Just trust us.

1812
01:37:32,083 --> 01:37:33,333
I just--

1813
01:37:33,417 --> 01:37:35,208
Is... Wait, is that...

1814
01:37:36,167 --> 01:37:37,167
Is that Anna?

1815
01:37:46,458 --> 01:37:47,458
Excuse me.

1816
01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:56,750
Ella gave me these yesterday.
Come with me. Come with me. Come on.

1817
01:38:08,875 --> 01:38:10,792
-We get to be here.
-Yep.

1818
01:38:18,792 --> 01:38:21,042
Is Ella wearing one of my designs?

1819
01:38:21,125 --> 01:38:23,167
It was Anna's idea.

1820
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:18,667
Mom, I'll always choose you too.

1821
01:39:23,917 --> 01:39:26,708
This family is exactly where I belong.

1822
01:39:31,167 --> 01:39:32,167
Wait.

1823
01:40:09,625 --> 01:40:11,375
Are you okay?

1824
01:40:11,458 --> 01:40:12,458
Yeah.

1825
01:40:24,750 --> 01:40:25,833
You sure?

1826
01:40:25,917 --> 01:40:27,250
Uh-huh.

1827
01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:29,708
Okay. All right. Let's just...

1828
01:40:29,792 --> 01:40:31,042
That's better.

1829
01:40:31,125 --> 01:40:32,250
Okay.

1830
01:40:32,333 --> 01:40:34,292
Thank you, Los Angeles.

1831
01:40:34,375 --> 01:40:37,292
And Eric, if you're out there
and you'll still have me,

1832
01:40:37,375 --> 01:40:39,125
I can't wait to marry you.

1833
01:40:40,542 --> 01:40:43,542
I can't wait to marry you too!

1834
01:40:43,625 --> 01:40:44,750
What?

1835
01:40:45,583 --> 01:40:47,208
I said yes!

1836
01:40:48,292 --> 01:40:51,125
Okay, well, whatever that was,
just get him up here.

1837
01:40:51,208 --> 01:40:54,292
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.

1838
01:40:57,750 --> 01:41:00,250
-Did you know she could do that?
-Not at all.

1839
01:41:09,417 --> 01:41:12,667
-We did it!
-Yes! You two did it.

1840
01:41:12,750 --> 01:41:14,375
You did it together.

1841
01:41:15,667 --> 01:41:17,750
-We did.
-I know.

1842
01:41:24,708 --> 01:41:28,500
Wherever my sister is,
it's where I want to be.

1843
01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:30,792
Me too.

1844
01:42:06,542 --> 01:42:08,458
It's him! That's the guy!

1845
01:42:08,542 --> 01:42:09,958
-Excuse me.
-It's him!

1846
01:42:26,333 --> 01:42:29,000
No, no, no. I just need to get down.

1847
01:42:38,708 --> 01:42:40,375
They still got it!

1848
01:42:57,917 --> 01:43:00,000
No, I just need to get down. Okay.

1849
01:43:00,083 --> 01:43:02,583
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1850
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:09,292
-I can't believe you just did that.
-I know.

1851
01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:10,667
So what do you say?

1852
01:43:10,750 --> 01:43:12,000
Will you marry me?

1853
01:43:13,125 --> 01:43:14,542
One condition.

1854
01:43:14,625 --> 01:43:16,667
I'm kissing you early.

1855
01:43:49,917 --> 01:43:50,917
Hi, Jake.

1856
01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:55,417
Dr. Coleman. This is Bess.

1857
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:59,333
We just met,
but there is something about her.

1858
01:43:59,417 --> 01:44:03,167
-Yes. Nice dress.
-Thank you.

1859
01:44:03,250 --> 01:44:07,083
Did you hear that? Nice dress.
She likes your dress.

1860
01:44:31,542 --> 01:44:33,583
We'll go somewhere to eat after this.

1861
01:44:33,667 --> 01:44:34,917
Thanks for coming, everybody.

1862
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:36,417
-I see.
-We're here, Mom.

1863
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,250
-All right.
-Here we are.

1864
01:44:45,333 --> 01:44:46,333
Wait.

1865
01:44:49,625 --> 01:44:52,250
Girls! What did you do?

1866
01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:53,875
It's called lip plumper.

1867
01:44:53,958 --> 01:44:54,958
-Run.
-Wh--

1868
01:44:56,583 --> 01:44:57,792
It could be worse.

1869
01:44:57,875 --> 01:45:00,167
-It could be worse, you know.
-It could not be worse!

1870
01:45:00,250 --> 01:45:01,917
I mean... It's okay.

1871
01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:04,208
Just testing out a new look.

1872
01:45:09,292 --> 01:45:10,958
Camera's A marker.

1873
01:45:11,042 --> 01:45:12,292
Hi, everybody.

1874
01:45:12,375 --> 01:45:14,125
Welcome to Freakier Friday.

1875
01:45:17,583 --> 01:45:19,750
What? Ryan, I'm fine.

1876
01:45:19,833 --> 01:45:21,250
I don't need...

1877
01:45:22,833 --> 01:45:24,208
It's so good, you can't do it.

1878
01:45:24,292 --> 01:45:25,292
What?

1879
01:45:26,708 --> 01:45:28,417
-What?
-That's the right...

1880
01:45:29,458 --> 01:45:30,917
-No, no, no. Banana.
-Banana.

1881
01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:33,042
I have Mystery Date.

1882
01:45:33,125 --> 01:45:35,542
Truth is,
I bet you the dud is very hot now.

1883
01:45:35,625 --> 01:45:36,625
I see.

1884
01:45:39,125 --> 01:45:40,583
Are we talking about the board game?

1885
01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:44,500
Jamie just turned around like this.

1886
01:45:44,583 --> 01:45:45,750
She was like this.

1887
01:45:45,833 --> 01:45:47,625
-Mom?
-Yes?

1888
01:45:53,542 --> 01:45:55,667
You know, last time.

1889
01:45:56,208 --> 01:45:57,750
Okay, I'm locking in.

1890
01:45:57,833 --> 01:45:59,625
We have to find her.

1891
01:45:59,708 --> 01:46:00,958
But until then--

1892
01:46:01,042 --> 01:46:02,875
Until then, what?

1893
01:46:02,958 --> 01:46:04,958
I don't know why I keep going...

1894
01:46:09,167 --> 01:46:10,667
I can't. Sorry.

1895
01:46:13,875 --> 01:46:16,042
Okay, Jamie, reach for the enema box.

1896
01:46:21,958 --> 01:46:23,375
She's had 29 doughnuts.

1897
01:46:23,958 --> 01:46:25,000
Just give me the doughnut.

1898
01:46:25,083 --> 01:46:26,417
You're prediabetic.

1899
01:46:27,167 --> 01:46:28,417
What's that?

1900
01:46:31,792 --> 01:46:32,792
Not supposed to eat those.

1901
01:46:32,875 --> 01:46:34,458
You learned a lesson.

1902
01:46:35,667 --> 01:46:37,667
My God, I could be a pirate, huh?

1903
01:46:38,542 --> 01:46:40,000
You fancy that?

1904
01:46:40,083 --> 01:46:41,375
Put on my jumper, eat my---

1905
01:46:43,542 --> 01:46:45,708
You wanna fight? I can fight too.

1906
01:46:45,792 --> 01:46:47,042
Let's fight!

1907
01:46:47,125 --> 01:46:48,792
Oh, my God.

1908
01:46:48,875 --> 01:46:50,042
Let us out!

1909
01:46:50,125 --> 01:46:51,292
Let us out!

1910
01:46:51,375 --> 01:46:53,500
-Do you want to be fired?
-It's a hit.

1911
01:46:56,708 --> 01:46:58,708
Anna Louise Coleman, do you think--

1912
01:46:58,792 --> 01:47:01,750
Is that my middle name?

1913
01:47:01,833 --> 01:47:03,583
Yes, it is your middle name.

1914
01:47:09,542 --> 01:47:10,958
That's different.

1915
01:47:11,042 --> 01:47:12,542
What's that? The pink Power Ranger?

1916
01:47:12,625 --> 01:47:15,208
I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

1917
01:47:15,292 --> 01:47:17,583
Let's not. Let's not. Let's not.

1918
01:47:17,667 --> 01:47:19,042
Oh, my God!

1919
01:47:20,792 --> 01:47:21,792
What the hell is she?

1920
01:47:21,875 --> 01:47:24,750
What's that? A Pepto Bismol? Come on.
What is she doing?

1921
01:47:26,875 --> 01:47:28,667
Here we are. In the pelvis.

1922
01:47:28,750 --> 01:47:30,333
Like peanut butter molasses.

1923
01:47:30,417 --> 01:47:32,417
-Yes.
-Peanut butter molasses.

1924
01:47:32,500 --> 01:47:33,542
Slow.

1925
01:47:34,917 --> 01:47:38,000
Were any of those teenagers
a "Bad Boss Betty"?

1926
01:47:38,083 --> 01:47:39,625
No. I'm sorry.

1927
01:47:40,792 --> 01:47:41,917
Good. More.

1928
01:47:43,458 --> 01:47:44,875
That really was so bad.

1929
01:47:44,958 --> 01:47:46,917
What are you doing down there?

1930
01:47:47,833 --> 01:47:48,958
Just crawling.

1931
01:47:51,458 --> 01:47:52,667
Look at the road!

1932
01:47:55,125 --> 01:47:56,958
-I got caught!
-Cut!

1933
01:47:57,042 --> 01:47:58,833
That was fun.

1934
01:47:58,917 --> 01:48:02,000
Thank you for watching.
We love you so much.

1935
01:48:02,083 --> 01:48:04,458
-Thanks for coming.
-I think I just peed.

1936
01:48:06,958 --> 01:48:08,000
Okay, cut.




